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One More Minute by Weird Al Yankovic
as interpreted by Darth Clinton
I NOTICED THE OTHER TABS OUT THERE FOR THIS SONG WEREN'T QUITE RIGHT.
iF YOU PLAY THIS ALONG WITH THE ORIGINAL, i'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PICK IT OUT.
Intro
C F G Am F C G C
G C G C
Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind,
E7 Am D G
'Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I'm not your kind.
C G C
So I pulled your name out of my RollOdex,
F G C
And I tore all your pictures in two,
E7 Am
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
D G
Just because it reminds me of you.....
F G C
That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying,
F G C
I'm glad that you found somebody new,
F G Am F
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,
C G C
Than spend one more minute with you.
G C
I guess I may seem kinda bitter,
G C
You got me feeling down in the dumps,
E7 Am
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love,
D G
And I have to use the self-service pumps...
F G C
Oh,so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
F G C
You ain't gonna break my heart in two
F G C F
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face,
C G C
Than spend one more minute with you..
Am G
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
F G C
Than watch you going out with other men
Am E7 Am
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,
D G
Again, and again, and again, and again, and again
(NO CHORD)
Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'
F G C
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches
F G C
Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two
F G
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
Am F
In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..
C G C
Than spend one more minute with you
G G C
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
F G C
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue
F G
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with
Am F
Double-edged razor blades
C G Am
Than spend one more minute with you
F G
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
C F
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die....
C G C
Than spend one more minute with you.....
