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Amish Paradise chords

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[Intro]

G# Fm G Cm


[Verse 1]

     G#                              Fm
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
         G                      Cm
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
     G#                        Fm
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
            G                      Cm
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
   G#                       Fm
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
G                               Cm
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
    G#                    Fm
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
G                           Cm
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
      G#                   Fm
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
      G                      Cm
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
         G#                          Fm
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
     G                                    Cm
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699


[Chorus]

G#                  Fm                    G            Cm
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
G#                  Fm                   G             Cm
I've churned butter once or twice living in an Amish paradise
G#                  Fm              G            Cm
It's hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise
G#                 Fm                   G            Cm
We sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish paradise


[Verse 2]

   G#                        Fm
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
        G                   Cm  
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
  G#                           Fm
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
                G                              Cm
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
       G#                                Fm
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
   G                       Cm
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
  G#                       Fm 
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
       G                      Cm
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
G#                             Fm
If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
            G                          Cm
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
       G#                      Fm
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
      G                    C#
We're just technologically impaired


[Pre-Chorus]

          G#                    Fm              G         Cm
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar, not a single luxury
     G#        Fm              G               Cm
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be


[Chorus]

G#                  Fm                    G           Cm
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
G#                   Fm                 G           Cm
We're just plain and simple guys living in an Amish paradise
G#                  Fm                  G           Cm
There's no time for sin and vice living in an Amish paradise
G#                         Fm          G           Cm
We don't fight we all play nice living in an Amish paradise


[Bridge]

G#                     Fm
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
G                          Cm
Raised the barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
G#                             Fm
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
        G                           Cm 
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
G#                           Fm
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
       G                           Cm
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
G#                    Fm
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
         G                                Cm
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your hiney


[Chorus]

G#                  Fm                    G           Cm
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
G#                  Fm             G          Cm
We're all crazy Mennonites living in an Amish paradise
G#                  Fm                   G           Cm
There's no cops or traffic lights living in an Amish paradise
G#                 Fm                    G           Cm
But you'd probably think it bites living in an Amish paradise


[Outro]

G#      Fm      G   Cm
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
G#       Fm     G       Cm
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch

            
            
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