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Premature Ejaculator ukulele

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P-R-Emature 
Written By Adam Dodd

NO CAPO

F   F 

F
The candles are lit,
F
The music is right,
F                                    F
Been waiting my whole life for this special night,
F
The drinks are poured,
F
Rose petals are spread,
F                           F
Now, Im waiting for you to crawl in my bed,
G
You take off my shirt,
F
Then Ill take off yours,
G                                 F
One look at your tits and then I cream in my drawers,

(Ughhhhh)

CHORUS

     F   F
Im A P-R-E Mature!
G   F
E-J Aculator!
F             F
I cant last five seconds at all,
G                  F
But dont be mad at me,
        G         F
Just be mad at my balls,

F   F   F

F
The lights are dim,
F
The scent is pure,
F
Im gonna get it done,
F
Oh, thats for sure,
F
Then you show up,
F
Its time for love,
F
You take off your panties,
F
While I look for a glove,
G
You hand me a condom,
F
To slap on my man,
G
But before I can do it, 
F
I blast off in my hand,

(Ahhhhhhhhhh!)

CHORUS

F
Its happened twice, 
F
What can I say?
F
Lets give it one last shot,
F
Itll be okay,
F
But, hey, wait-
F
I know what well do,
F
How about a blowjob?
F
Well try something new,
G
You drop to your knees,
F
And reach for my guy,
G
But before you start to sucking,
F
I splash in your eye,

(Oooh! Aaaah! Uggggggghhh!)

CHORUS

THE END.

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