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Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd

NO CAPO

F   Dm   F   G 

F
While Ive been away,
     Dm
With nothing to do,
          F
I couldnt wait to get home,
     G
And spend time with you,
F
Its been so long,
             Dm
But, now its finally here,
   F
As I kiss your neck, baby,
G
What do I hear?


         F          Dm
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
    F                G
A tampon has beat me to it,
            F                    Dm
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
         F                       G
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
G
Yes I can, dummy,
G
Uh, no you cant, baby,
G
Yeah, I dont think so,


             F             
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
      Dm
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
   F
Or polish my nuts, babe, 
        G
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
F
Rub both your nipples,
      Dm
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
F                        G
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
     F
Hell no, I dont think so,
   Dm
No red wings youll get,
         F
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
G
Ah, fuck that shit,
F                        Dm
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
                F                   
Right when you get home from work,
                  G
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)

(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)


         F            Dm
Im on my period, (I get it)
         F                      G
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
         F                 Dm
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
      F                          G
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,


Ooh ooh,

    Dm                         F
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
      F                         G
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
    Dm                 F
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
    F                       G
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,


F                    Dm
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
   F
To know that I waited all damn week,
G
Im so excited,
      F
Youre there on the bed, 
  Dm
As I slam the door,
   F
I wink at my girl,
                         G
And slam my jeans to the floor,
     F
Now, here comes your daddy,
     Dm
Your big lovin man,
F
Hop up on top, baby,
   G
As quick as you can,
       F
Cause Ill go all night,
     Dm
And Ill go all day,
         F
Ill even go down on you, baby,
G
What do you say?


               F                 Dm
Im still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
    F                           G
How long do these stupid things last?
                 F                   Dm
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
          F                     G
Well just let me put it in your ass,

No?


         F           Dm
Im on my period,
            F           G
Shes on her period,
         F           Dm
Im on my period,
            F           G
Shes on her period,
            F      Dm         F             G
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5

F

THE END.

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