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Christmas Song ukulele

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Adam Sandler ?Christmas song??live from SNL
Standard tuneing
GM7                   A9
So many presents.     So little time.

GM7            B9           C9           A9
Santa won?t be coming by my house this year,

(NC)    GM7               B9           C9          A9
Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.

    GM7         B9             C9
O Momma made it perfectly clear,

      A9                  GM7   B9     A9
Santa don?t like bad boys.
Especially Jewish ones!

Verse 2:
GM7                  B9              C9           A9
Ginopconop(lol?) and Lego blocks are what I desire.

   GM7               B9                 C9         A9
So why did I have to set the pizza guys hair on fire?

   GM7           B9             C9     A9              GM7 B9 A9
I told him I was sorry?. I?m a liar so no toys for me.

I don?t? deserve them!

  GM7                                  Asus
I couldn?t wait for a Big wheel as the holidays neared,
    Bm          Asus/E           Gsus/A
But then I told Grandma that she had a beard.

(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords)
Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can?t I be good-
It?s a fear of intimacy.  You see my whole life when I met
someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close
to them.  Something inside me makes me want to screw it up.
So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is?. because I love you.

Verse 3:
GM7           B9        C9                A9
Rockum Sockum Robots is what I was hoping for,
    GM7           B9               C9             A9
And then I made a death threat to Vice-President Gore.
   GM7            B9             C9
Oh Santa won?t be knocking on my door
       A9              GM7  B9  A9
He?s a big fat whore
What made me say that?

Verse 4:
GM7                           Asus
Shoots and ladders would be so good indeed,
   Bm                Asus/E          Gsus/A
So why did I have to sell that cop a bag of weed.

     GM7                   Asus
So Santa please give me my easy bake oven,
  Bm              Asus/E           Gsus/A
I swear I thought Billy goats were made for lovin?

   GM7             B9        C9     A9
So Santa won?t you accept my apology,
 GM7            B9      C9              A9
Santa can?t you see I?m Begging you please,
   GM7        B9               C9
Oh Santa next year I?ll do you right?.
          A9                     GM7
Live from New York it?s Saturday Night?

Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings
are under the chords.
NC=No chord
GM7:    x35453
A9:     x54555
B9:     x76777
C9:     x87888
Asus:   x57755
Bminor: x79987
Asus/E: 557755
Gsus/A: 335533

I tried to copy what he was doing on TV...i think its right :-)

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