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Something That Ruins It All ukulele

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        F                                       G/F#
Your mother really likes me and your friends all think I'm cool.
      C                                                   Cm
My father almost shit himself when he heard you graduated top of your school.
      F                                            G/F#
We like all the same movies and I catch you when you fall
      C                                     Cm
but something is amiss here, something that ruins it all.
                    F                             C
I have a tiny dick. Its an itty bitty prick.
           F                                                              C
Oh my dicks so small it look like a pimple on the top of my balls.
          F                   C                 F
A tiny dick. A skinny dick. A tiny dick.
            F                                                      C
I spend hours and hours pleasuring you but nothing does the trick.
          F                                                          C
Thats because you orgasm internally and you have a tiny dick.
  F                                                                C
I told you that if you trimmed your pubes it might not look so bad.
                F                                                                   C
So when I did what you said and pulled down my pants you began to laugh.
           F                                         C
                               Its an itty bitty prick.
           F                                                                C
Oh my dicks so small it looks like a pimple on the top of my balls.
          F                       C                F
A tiny dick. A crooked dick. A tiny dick.
    F                                  C
If only it were thicker you might not feel forlorn.
      F                                                                                  
 C
But since I love him and its really really tiny its like tragic. i guess we'll just 
watch porn...

and then I'll masturbate... what? then I'll take a bath.
                                 F                             C
Because I have a tiny dick. Its an itty bitty prick.
           F                                                                C
Oh my dicks so small it looks like a pimple on the top of my balls.
          F                     C               F
A tiny dick. Its really tiny. A tiny dick.
            F                       C                F
Is that a tick? No its my dick. A tiny dick.
F                          C                       F
Tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny dick.

            
            
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