Oops, an error
Loading. Please wait.

Gift Of The Magi 2 Still Magiin Chords

16,832 views 51 this week
1 commentread comment
1 2 3 4 5
x 18
add to favorites
launch autoscroll
font size
display chords
guitar tuner
set tempo
There is no strumming pattern for this song yet. and get +5 IQ
Beginging is minor barre chords starting at E on the A string, down to D on A, then a C 
power chord rooted on A, then a G Power chord rooted on A at the 10th fret. (I think 
that's right, it was kind of a PITA to figure out)

Intro: (Barre) Em Dm (power chord) C G

G                       C G (Done quickly)
I used to be a dead guy
G                       C G (done quickly
Now I'm a fuckin' Jedi
Em                    D
And I've got lots of news for you
Em                  D       C
And I've got a long list of things to do
G                              C G (Done quickly)
I used to dwell on the present
G                              C G (Done quickly)
I used to be so Hesitant
Em                             D
But now I've got my whole life to live
Em                          D      Am                    
Cm (staccato)
And I've got all my love to give to all you fuckers that I hayayate
G                              C G
It's like the Gift of the Magi
G                              C G
It's like the Gift of the Magi 2!
Em                        D
You sold your soul to buy some tits
Em                        D
I sold my soul to grow a diiiiiiick
G                              C G
We've gotta get him in the van
G                  C G
What if he resists?
Em                      D
Kick him in the back of the fuckin' head
Em                      D
Put him in the back of the fuckin' Vayayayan
G                        C G
It's a miracle of science,
G                        C G
This portrayal of violence
Em                 D
It lives inside us all
Em                 D
it lives inside our hearts
Am                       Cm (staccato)
Just like a stupid fucking tape wooooorm

Play into
Who can we blame?
G                             C G
The husband divorced his wife
G                      C G
after she cut her hair
Em                       D
because she was way less fuckable
Em              D
And that's just unforgiveable
G                 C G
Moved into a condo
G                        C G
and hung out by the POOOL
Em                D
He never wore a bathing suit
Em                              D
Because he wanted scope out the talent
G                         C G
If god doesn't like ugly
G                      C G
He does't like anybody
Em             D
Fuck god anyway
Em             D
He's osbsolete
Am                Cm (staccato)
My god thinks my jokes are funny

There is no one to blame

People are just fuckin' mean

Suggest correction
print report bad tab
1 comment total.
+3 reply
Greenfinger182 1,085 Sep 08, 2011 05:54 PM

Great tab!

Some help with the lyrics:

"It's a miracle of science
all this BETRAYAL and violence" rather than "this portrayal of violence"

Also, the last shouted line is "GO SUNS!" AJJ is from Phoenix, and their basketball team is the Suns. It was just a joke they threw in.

You may want to rate the tab now too:
select rating
Wanna post a correction for this tab? Suggest correction