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Gift Of The Magi 2 Still Magiin ukulele

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There is no strumming pattern for this song yet. and get +5 IQ
Beginging is minor barre chords starting at E on the A string, down to D on A, then a C 
power chord rooted on A, then a G Power chord rooted on A at the 10th fret. (I think 
that's right, it was kind of a PITA to figure out)

Intro: (Barre) Dm Gm (power chord) F C

C                       F C (Done quickly)
I used to be a dead guy
C                       F C (done quickly
Now I'm a fuckin' Jedi
Dm                    G
And I've got lots of news for you
Dm                  G       F
And I've got a long list of things to do
C                              F C (Done quickly)
I used to dwell on the present
C                              F C (Done quickly)
I used to be so Hesitant
Dm                             G
But now I've got my whole life to live
Dm                          G      Dm                    
Fm (staccato)
And I've got all my love to give to all you fuckers that I hayayate
C                              F C
It's like the Gift of the Magi
C                              F C
It's like the Gift of the Magi 2!
Dm                        G
You sold your soul to buy some tits
Dm                        G
I sold my soul to grow a diiiiiiick
C                              F C
We've gotta get him in the van
C                  F C
What if he resists?
Dm                      G
Kick him in the back of the fuckin' head
Dm                      G
Put him in the back of the fuckin' Vayayayan
C                        F C
It's a miracle of science,
C                        F C
This portrayal of violence
Dm                 G
It lives inside us all
Dm                 G
it lives inside our hearts
Dm                       Fm (staccato)
Just like a stupid fucking tape wooooorm

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Who can we blame?
C                             F C
The husband divorced his wife
C                      F C
after she cut her hair
Dm                       G
because she was way less fuckable
Dm              G
And that's just unforgiveable
C                 F C
Moved into a condo
C                        F C
and hung out by the POOOL
Dm                G
He never wore a bathing suit
Dm                              G
Because he wanted scope out the talent
C                         F C
If god doesn't like ugly
C                      F C
He does't like anybody
Dm             G
Fuck god anyway
Dm             G
He's osbsolete
Dm                Fm (staccato)
My god thinks my jokes are funny

There is no one to blame

People are just fuckin' mean

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SpuriousChicken 49 Oct 26, 2014 04:38 PM

The last words of the song are "Go Suns". Ajj is from pheonix so they're talking about the basketball team the Pheonix Suns.

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