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Bitch Went Nutz Chords

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Difficulty
intermediate
Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
Tabbed by: mntlinstituteflr (Patrick Cason)

A capella ***
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
A capella ***
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
A capella ***
Bro, I'm so ashamed

Fmaj7					G
I never heard such shit in all my life
Fmaj7                        	     G  Dm   E
I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
E
But you blew my hopes sky-high

		  Am
The bitch went nuts
	 C
Started talking 'bout politics
G
In front of all my bosses
   Dm
Bullshit from the internet
		  Am
The bitch went nuts
           C
I'll never be a partner at this rate
G                           Dm
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
	Fmaj7  F6  Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7  G   Fmaj7  F6  Fmaj7
Oh     no, no!
Fmaj7  F6
Oh!

(Solo over Am)

A capella ***								(Trill over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
A capella ***							     (Trill over Am)
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer

Fmaj7						G
She called us bigots with her fist in the air
Fmaj7					  G  Dm  E
And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
E
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole

		  Am
The bitch went nuts
        C
Started talking about vegetables
	G
To the wives of my coworkers
      Dm
Yeah, cruelty to animals
	     Am		     C
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
     G				      Dm
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
	Fmaj7  F6  Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7  G   Fmaj7  F6  Fmaj7
Oh     no, no!
Fmaj7  F6  Fmaj7   G
Oh,    no no!
Fmaj7  F6
Oh, no no!

Am			G		 Dm
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
	C6				G
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
	 Dm
To all my bosses
	  E
And all my friends?

		     Am
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
	C
Started putting down the Christians
     G
And all about what the white man
Dm
Did to the Indians
	    Am		 C
How could I know that she never done blow before?
     G
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
	 Dm
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
	(Solo on Am/C/G/Dm chords)
Oh no!

	Fmaj7  F6  Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7  G   Fmaj7  F6  Fmaj7
Oh     no, no!
Fmaj7  F6  Fmaj7   G
Oh,    no no!
Fmaj7  F6
Oh, no no!
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