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Bitch Went Nutz ukulele

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Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
Tabbed by: mntlinstituteflr (Patrick Cason)

B capella ***
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
B capella ***
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
B capella ***
Bro, I'm so ashamed

Cmaj7					D
I never heard such shit in all my life
Cmaj7                        	     D  Em   B
I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
B
But you blew my hopes sky-high

		  Em
The bitch went nuts
	 G
Started talking 'bout politics
D
In front of all my bosses
   Em
Bullshit from the internet
		  Em
The bitch went nuts
           G
I'll never be a partner at this rate
D                           Em
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
	Cmaj7  G6  Cmaj7
Oh no!
Cmaj7  D   Cmaj7  G6  Cmaj7
Oh     no, no!
Cmaj7  G6
Oh!

(Solo over Em)

B capella ***								(Trill over Em)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
B capella ***							     (Trill over Em)
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer

Cmaj7						D
She called us bigots with her fist in the air
Cmaj7					  D  Em  B
And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
B
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole

		  Em
The bitch went nuts
        G
Started talking about vegetables
	D
To the wives of my coworkers
      Em
Yeah, cruelty to animals
	     Em		     G
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
     D				      Em
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
	Cmaj7  G6  Cmaj7
Oh no!
Cmaj7  D   Cmaj7  G6  Cmaj7
Oh     no, no!
Cmaj7  G6  Cmaj7   D
Oh,    no no!
Cmaj7  G6
Oh, no no!

Em			D		 Em
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
	G6				D
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
	 Em
To all my bosses
	  B
And all my friends?

		     Em
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
	G
Started putting down the Christians
     D
And all about what the white man
Em
Did to the Indians
	    Em		 G
How could I know that she never done blow before?
     D
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
	 Em
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
	(Solo on Em/G/D/Em chords)
Oh no!

	Cmaj7  G6  Cmaj7
Oh no!
Cmaj7  D   Cmaj7  G6  Cmaj7
Oh     no, no!
Cmaj7  G6  Cmaj7   D
Oh,    no no!
Cmaj7  G6
Oh, no no!

            
            
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