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Unisex Chipshop ukulele

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Unisex Chip Shop – Bill Bailey


F       / Fadd9      / x2

      F		Fadd9		F	       G               Fadd9
I used to buy my chips from an oppressive chip shop regime.

G                                         D                                              
                                                                          The girl who 
there, she seemed happy,

        Fadd9                        F
But I knew it was not what it seemed.

Fadd9			G		F		Am7
"Do you want salt and vinegar?", was what they made her say,

      Fadd9			G
But in the language of the ghetto,

	        Fadd9			F	Fadd9
That means, "Help, I'm a woman in chains"

	      F		Fadd9
I wanted to free her.

In my dreams I would see her.

   Dm/E  F
Running naked through the woods round Rainham,

	        G			F 	Fadd9
If I had some tigers I'd train them.

	F	Fadd9
To protect her

	   Dm			   G                          F
From the sexual fascism that was lurking, round the gherkins

F        /Fadd9     /x2

     F                       Fadd9                        F 		Fadd9
I'd lean across the counter and we would talk,

  F                          Fadd9                   F		Fadd9
I carved the name "Debbie" on a little wooden fork.

      Fadd9	                 G
But into the shop came a skinhead gang,

	F		Am
They snatched the fork from my hand.

      Fadd9		G		F		Am
Debbie, she looked at me, to assert my masculinity.

      Fadd9		G		F	Fadd9   F
I said "Oi!", they said "What?", I said "Nothing”

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