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Cookout ukulele

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Cookout, by Bo Burnham


G                F            C
Grab a seat have something to eat
                    F    G
Help yourself its alright
                           F    C
If you want a beer they're over here
But we only got Coor's light
                   F        C
Try a chip with my homemade dip
                    F    G
the stuff is out of sight
G                                F
Right before bed we'll shave your head
It's good to see you dressed in white

                 C       G    F
Cause its a Klan KooKout
G    C       G     F
Klan KooKout
G    C       G     F   
Klan KooKout
G           C    G     F   G
Klan KooKout

C            G F
 Heres my wife/sister
 She brightens up my day
C                   G      
 She went away and i missed her
F                         G
 Cause my moms a lousy lay
C                G                             
 Don't hang with foreign fellows
F                      G
 It'll only be your loss
C                    G         
 Stay here and roast marshmallows,
F                 G
 By the burning cross

            C      G   F
At the Klan Kookout
G         C      G    F
Klan Kookout
G       C      G    F
Dans on lookout
       G    C      G     F    G
At the Klan Kookout

C             G  
 And if you're black
F                         G
 Don't wanna see your face
C                  G          F
 They're like high school track
 Just a stupid race
C             G
 We got a plan
F             G
 Kill all the Jews
C                 G
 Are you a Mexican
F                  G
 Cause you seem confused?
 senor...que? que? que? (kkk)

           C       G  F  G
Its a Klan Kookout
C           G   F   
Klan KooKout
            G                C       G    F    G
Mein Kampf? man, check that book out
            C       G    F   
at the Klan Kookout

G                       F   C                           F
 All men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed 
G                    F       C                            F  
 Heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's list
G          F      C                   F
 I cook i clean, cause im the hooded host
G                 F              G
 And on Halloween, i dress as a...slave owner!

C            G     
 We hate Hispanics
F                 G
 Hence the 20 foot walls
     C                         G     
 And all you goddamn dirty catholics
F                        G
 Can cath-o-lick my balls
C                        G     
 Ethnics give off weird aromas
F                      G 
 But what I can't understand
   C                         G
 Is why we need high school diplomas
F                 G
 With the bible in hand!

            C      G   F  
At the Klan KooKout
G    C      G   F
Klan Kookout
G    C      G   F
Klan Kookout
G    C      G   F    C
Klan Kookout 

...I have Jewish friends

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