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Ironic ukulele

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Bo Burnham - Ironic
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C                   F
My dog's stomach was very upset,
C                       F
So I put him in the car and we went to the vet.
C                    F
And on our way to the vet,
              C F C
I killed a cat.
                        C F C
I said isn't that ironic?

C                      F
I adopted a child from over seas,
C                              F
to rescue him from child labor factories,
   C                  F                                       C F C
And on his very first birthday we went to Build-A-Bear Workshop.
 C         F      C
isn't that ironic
                  C        F      C       F
I said isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?

C               F
A water-park is burnt to the ground,
C                   F
And a toe-truck has broken down.
C               F
I always use to cry when I laughed,
C                                   C F C F
and then I was malested by a clown.
                  C F C
Isn't that ironic?

(Get the idea?)( The only change is the key change were all chords go two semitones up ) 

I was watching Al Gore on CNN,
He was talking, and talking, and talking,
and then,
Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself.

I dated an animal rights activist,
and one day she got really pissed,
Because I was eating veal,
That was wrapped in pita (PETA) bread.

Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch,
And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's pull-out couch.

If everyday you play the board-game Risk,
You probably never taken a risk in your life.
And Monopoly has far from the stranglehold on the board game market.
A little kid died from suffocation, when he choked a game piece from Operation.
And I can't grow a beard.
That one's not ironic, that one's just sad.

Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant.

My grandfather had Alzheimer's and one day we were...

            
            
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lucy.curtiss 10 Mar 14, 2014 12:41 AM

There should definitely be a G chord in there somewhere.. more like this:

C F
C G
C F G C F C

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