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[Intro]
D  Bm  G  A

[Verse 1]
     D        Bm     G                      A               D     Bm
Dear Penthouse: Im a freshman at a small Midwestern university
      G                       A                         D     Bm
And I never thought something like this could happen to me
         G                         A         G                 A
When my teacher with the dynamite a**, asked me to stay after class
         D           Bm
And she started to undress
  G                          A
I cant forget the statement she made
G               A                    D        Bm     A
If you drop you pants Ill raise your grade

[Verse 2]
     D        Bm  G                                A             D      Bm
Dear Penthouse: I never thought those letters were really true until
       G                      A                 D      Bm
I was on a fishing trip and I met a girl named Jill
   G                            A
We had a little too much to drink
          G                               A
I couldnt believe what I was starting to think
       D             Bm          G                    A
So we headed to her tent, theres nothing like eating out
G                           A                          D
Though the next morning my breathe still smelled like trout

[Chorus]
         G                     D
Ive read every issue since 1974
     G                                     D
The first two years behind the bathroom door
   G                                          D
I poured through every Penthouse I could find
E                             A
Even though my mom said Id go blind

[Verse 3]
      D       Bm     G                        A              D      Bm
Dear Penthouse: Im a seaman first class at an overseas naval base
         G                            A             D     Bm
Its been seven long months since Ive seen a womans face
        G               A              G               A
When I saw your recent issue, I took a box of Kleenex tissue
      D                    Bm
And I locked the barracks door
G                          A     G                 A             D
Thanks to you Ive gotten a grip, please excuse my jerky penmanship

[Chorus]
         G                     D
Ive read every issue since 1974
     G                                     D
The first two years behind the bathroom door
   G                                          D
I poured through every Penthouse I could find
E                             A
Even though my mom said Id go blind

[Verse 4]
      D       Bm      G                        A              D     Bm
Dear Penthouse: Doing sports on the radio has always been my job
   G           A                       D       Bm
Ive never wanted a man until I noticed BOB
          G                   A
When were close I start to perspire
           G                    A
His little buns set my loins on fire
D                     Bm            G                  A
And I dream about the day hell say, Chick lets get undressed
G                   A               D
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logan.hartz1 16 Jul 07, 2017 07:34 AM

This is awesome man!! Thanks

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