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The Toy ukulele

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The Toy by Bob Kevoian on Bob and Tom Show
Key F
Verse 1:
F                                 F
My baby don't want fancy things.  No diamonds, furs, or limousines
F				           G
She just wants my lovin all the time.
F                                       F
When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for
F                G                   F
to fill the void when I'm not by her side.


Chorus
F                             F
A multi function jumbo dong,  waterproof 12 inches long 
D7                              G
with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
F                           F
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
D7                               F
the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.

Verse 2:

F                                   F
So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique
F				                   G
That takes my place when I'm not by her side.
F                                    F
And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock
F               G                       F
So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.

Chorus 2:
F                                          F
he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs
D7                       G
A g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet
F                                F
A backdoor buddy, a latex fist,  that's right I said a latex fist
D7                                        F
and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.


Verse 3:

F                                   F
And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly
F				          G
It was the one she wanted all along
F                                  F
I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face
F                       G                   F
I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.


Chorus
            F                        F
It was a multi function jumbo dong,  waterproof 12 inches long 
D7                             G
with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table
F                            F
Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds
D7                          G
that SOB will never be the same
F                                   F
He won't forget this love affair.  That toy's still in his derriere
D7                                   F 
And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.

            
            
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