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Daves House Chords

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                                     Daves House - Cosmo Jarvis
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As far as I can tell it's 3 chords.. just the bass and other instruments making it interesting.




[Intro/Chorus]
     Dm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
     Gm
What happens in Dave's house stays with me.
     Dm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
    Bb
And if you tell your friends, they won't believe.
     Dm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
     Gm
What happens in Dave's house stays unknown.
     Dm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
   Bb
So now we have a place that we can go.



[Verse 1]
        Dm
You can do it in a closet,
                            Gm
But I'm not sure that's the best place

See, you can't lock the doors.
   Dm
So maybe try and do it

When your girlfriend's sleeping,
Bb
Make sure she can't hear you creeping.
   Dm
Instead build a shed

To facilitate the act,
    Gm
But if someone sees you,

You might as well pack your
Dm
Bags and leave the country.
                Bb
Run free like a squirrel in an oak tree.
             Dm
Slowly your appalling technique will improve,
                         Gm
You'll have to move to a new spot

Where not a soul intrudes
       Dm
Like a bank vault, all you'd need is the keys,
         Bb
But if a bank robber caught you

He'd call the police.
     Dm
And then what, back to the closet?
          Gm
No, there must be some sick hole we can go
    Dm
And do what we do in God's sweet peace
         Bb
And on a Friday have a coffee and talk about the week.
       Dm
In the meantime you'll have to settle
                            Gm
For disused petrol stations,
 
Nature reserves and grandma's basement.
Dm
Many blatant signs of nefarious areas,
       Bb
If you do see a human being

Go somewhere scarier.
Dm
  I tried it in a hospital one time,
           Gm
But like a fool I forgot that they're open all the time.
          Dm
You could travel to a dead relative's old place
            Bb
And if they really are dead

They'll let you stay a couple days.



[Hook]
Dm
After you do it, don't stay put,
Gm
Go to the last place people will look for you,
Dm
And also don't forget that alibis are important too,
Bb
Somebody you trust, never somebody new.
Dm
This is the life and there is no solution
Gm
Until somebody forms us and institution
          Dm
Where the me's and the you's and the everybodys
       Bb
Can go do this shit without having to worry.



[Chorus]
     Dm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
     Gm
What happens in Dave's house stays with me.
     Dm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
    Bb
And if you tell your friends, they won't believe.
     Dm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
     Gm
What happens in Dave's house stays unknown.
     Dm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
   Bb
So now we have a place that we can go.



[Instrumental]   x4
Dm Gm Dm Bb



[Verse 2]
         Dm
Well you love her,

Been relationshipping for a year
           Gm
And you're never gonna cheat
                              Dm
So have no fear my love, it's okay.
                                   Bb
I know you had a dream that he was cheating on you,

Don't cry, but please scream.
      Dm
And a Friday gives you a bronze idea,
   Gm
To go and see Dave for a chat and a beer.
       Dm
But oh dear, who's here but that girl you imagined
            Bb                                              Dm
When you're shaking up yourself to Jasmine and Aladdin fantasies.
                           
You're rubbing, and the lamp's gonna thank you
   Gm
By showing you the genie, man

But you forgot the tissue.
Dm
Anyway Brixham, I mean Dave's town,
Bb
Dave, the king pimp, seems to have called you a girl down.
        Dm
And you love your man Dave,

The beer was free and splendid,
        Gm
But you kept it pretty distant that you're happily girlfriended.
    Dm
You try and squeeze it in before the inevitable,
              Bb
Puts his hand on your balls,

And dips some in some hot sauce
                      Dm
And then orders you a six course meal of unnecessary heart ache,
    Gm
Too late you already pinched her ass

And told her that she looks great.
Dm
  You look at Dave one last time

And flash at him those eyebrows,
    Bb
The eyebrows that you save

For when you're in need of a way out.
  Dm
Before you know it you're naked

In the proverbial deep-end.
    Gm
She likes you numb nuts,

But you forgot about your girlfriend.
Dm
Probably sitting at home thinking about you right now,
      Bb
Quick say you need a pee and just take five minutes out.
            Dm
You need to call her, to drunk to dial,

A trial but you make it,
              Gm
Ring ring, no answer,

You're screwed man , it's way too late.
           Dm
it's comes down to a choice that you've already made,
               Bb
Cause you're a slave to the power of the red dressed dame.
    Dm
You need Dave's help, but he's done done enough,
             Gm
See this was no coincidence,

Dave set this up.
       Dm
You're angry and you're happy

And you don't know what to say.
     Bb
Dave whispers in your ear

"You can use my place"



[Chorus]
     Dm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
     Gm
What happens in Dave's house stays with me.
     Dm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
    Bb
And if you tell your friends, they won't believe.
     Dm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house,
     Gm
What happens in Dave's house stays unknown.
     Dm
What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house
   Bb
So now we have a place that we can go.



[Instrumental]   x4
Dm Gm Dm Bb



[Outro]      x6
Dm Gm Dm Bb
End On Dm



Thought i'd give you the Outro guitar phrase as this was pretty sparse for a good song.
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