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Wild Humans Ukulele Chords

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                             Wild Humans - Cosmo Jarvis
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[Intro]
Wild humans for sale,
But the souls will cost you extra.



[Main Riff/Verse]   x2
D   Bm   A   G
D   D/C# C   G/B



[Verse]
D                        Bm
Wrap it up and give it a name,
                   A
Matters what it is not,
                    G
Long as when it's a teen
 
It doesn't smoke
D
Pot like the rest of us,
D/C#
Drink like the rest of us,
C                         G/B
Curse like the rest of us.

D                            Bm
Raise it up and treat it the same,
                    A
As you were at that age.
                   G
Better teach it to read,
                 D
Look beyond that page,

Read the small print,
D/C#
Gotta read the small print,
C                             G/B
No-one reads the small print.

D                        Bm
Send it out and get it a job,
               A
Work it to the bone,
                  G
Is he pulling his weight?
                  D
He doesn't have a home,

You didn't raise him right,
D/C#
Tv didn't raise him right,
C                         G/B
He didn't raise him right.

E



[Chorus]
Bm   A          G
Wild humans for sale,
        D
But the souls will cost you extra.
Bm   A          G
Wild humans for sale,
        D
But the souls will cost you extra.



[Verse]
D                            Bm
Shut it up, you're making it cry,
                   A
Now that he is a her.
                      G
Guess it didn't fit in,

Just another waste-
D      
Er like the rest of us,
D/C#
Drink like the rest of us,
C                         G/B
Curse like the rest of us.

D                           Bm
Cheer it up and give it a smile,
                     A
With your middle finger.
                 G
Now that he is a man,

He will be called
D
Sir like a teacher,
D/C#
Hate all the teachers
C                      G/B
Leave all the teachers.

D                          Bm
Split it up and send it away,
                  A
Therapy now of course.
                       G
He hates you 'cause he can.
             D
A child of divorce

Like the rest of them,
D/C#
Kiss like the rest of them,
C                          G/B
Kill like the rest of them.

E




[Chorus]
Bm   A          G
Wild humans for sale,
        D
But the souls will cost you extra.
Bm   A          G
Wild humans for sale,
        D
But the souls will cost you extra.
Bm   A          G
Wild humans for sale,
        D
But the souls will cost you extra.
Bm   A          G
Wild humans for sale,
        D
But the souls will cost you extra.
-               G        D
Wild humans for sale,
       
Bm   A          G
Wild humans for sale,
        D
But the souls will cost you extra.



[Bridge/Verse]
D  Bm  G  G
A      G


D                           Bm
Brush it up and give it a slap,
                        A
He'll never find his world
                  G
Because he is a boy

And the rest of them are
D 
Girls with maturity,
D/C#
They only like maturity,
C                     G/B
Doesn't have maturity.

D                         Bm
Dig it up and buy him a stone.
                  A
He never a made a change
                   G
And now that he's gone,

You wish you never
D
Paid like a mother should,
D/C#
  Like a father should,
C                       G/B
Die like a human should.

Bm A G D



[Chorus]
Bm   A          G
Wild humans for sale,
        D
But the souls will cost you extra.
Bm   A          G
Wild humans for sale,
        D
But the souls will cost you extra.
Bm   A          G
Wild humans for sale,
        D
But the souls will cost you extra.
Bm   A          G
Wild humans for sale,
        D
But the souls will cost you extra. (fade out)
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