99 Problems Chords

by Courtney Love
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Difficulty: absolute beginner
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Author youshotandywarh [pro] 2,448. Last edit on Feb 13, 2014

Chords

Em
G
D

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                             99 Problems by Courtney Love
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Super simple, this is a Jay-Z cover she played live recently on acoustic guitar.
Pretty sure it's just these three chords.
 
Tuning: EADGBE
 
 
Em                         G
Got the rock patrol on the gat patrol
 
D
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
 
Em                       G
Critics are saying he's "money, cash, hoes,
 
D
"From the hood, stupid, what types of facts are those?"
 
Em                                G
If you grew up with holes in your Zapatos
 
D
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough
 
Em                                  G
I'm like "Fuck you critics, kiss my whole asshole"
 
D
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast-forward
 
Em                                  G
I've got beef with radio if I don't play their show
 
D
They don't play my hits, but I don't give a shit, so
 
Em                   G
Rap mags try and use my black ass 
 
D
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads
 
Em                    G
I don't know what you take me as
 
D
Or understand the intelligence Jay-Z has
 
Em                               G
I'm from rags to riches, nigger, I ain't dumb
 
D
I got ninety nine problems and a bitch ain't one
 
 
Em                               G
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
 
D
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son
 
 
Em                               G
I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one
 
 
Em                       G
Once upon a time not too long ago
 
D
A nigger like myself had to strong arm a ho
 
Em                               G
This is not a ho in the sense of havin' a pussy
 
D
But a pussy having no goddamn sense, try and push me
 
Em                    G
I tried to ignore it, pray to the lord 
 
D
Pray for him, cause some fools love to perform
 
Em                           G
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
 
D
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
 
Em                              G
And the only thing that's gonna happen
 
D
Is that I'm gonna get to clappin'
 
 
Em                       G
He and his boys gonna be yappin' to the captain
 
D
And there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again
 
Em                               G
Back through the system with the riff raff again
 
D
Fiends on the floor, scratching again
 
Em                             G
Paparazzis with their cameras, snapping at them
 
D
D.A. tried to give a nigga a shaft again
 
Em                       G
A million for bail cause I'm African
 
D
All because the fools harassin'
 
Em                            G
Try to play the boy like he's saccharin
 
D
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
 
 
Em                              G       D
Ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
 
Em                              G       D
Ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
 
Em                              G       D
Ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
 
Em                              G       D
Ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
 
Em                        G       D
Nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
 
Em                              G       D
Ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
 
Em
I got a ninety nine problems
 
            G     D     Em
But being a bitch ain't one
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