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Gregs Drinking Song chords

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G               Em
Gather ye 'round
           D            G
And I'll tell you a tale
       G                Em
Of all the great times
        Am7             D
I've had with an ale
        G                       Em
There's joy and there's glory
D                       G
More than you can think
        G               Em              D
Yes this is what happens to me
                G
When I drink!

                C
I pee my pants!
        C
My pants!
I pee my pants!
        G               Em
I get up from the bar
        Am7             D
To find pee on my pants!
G               Em
I say it's water
                D               G
but all it takes is a glance
        Em      Am7     
For people to realize
D               G
I pee my pants!

White Josh:
Wow, I did not know it was that bad.

Greg:
        G       Em
Yes wine can be fun
        D       G
White, Rosé and Red
        G       Em
'Till I call up my boss
        Am7             D
To say I wish he was dead!
        G       Em
Chase down the regret
        D               G
With some gin for good luck!
G               Em
Then steal my cousin Jim's

D               G
Landscaping truck!

Drive home then
                C
I puke on my cat!
My cat!
                G
I puke on my cat!
        G               Em
I fall through the doorway
        Am7             D
And puke on my cat!
G               Em
Poor little Bruno 
        D       G
Did not expect that!
G               Am7
I tried for the toilet
        D       G
But puke on my cat!


        G       Em
While some can enjoy
        D       G
A scotch with a steak
        Em
Or one glass of wine
                Am7     D
Then they're barely awake.
        G       Em
For me it's much different
D               G
What happens when
Em              Am7
I try to have one
        D       G
It just turns into ten.
And then...

        C
I fly a plane!

A plane!
        G
I fly a plane!
                Em
I knock on the cockpit
Shouting
        Am7     D
"I'll fly this plane!"
        G       Em
We emergency landed
D       G
The TSA came
G                       Em
Now I'm banned from Southwest
        D               G
Cause I try to fly planes!

EVERYBODY!

Everyone:
                C
He has sex with a bush!
A bush!
        C               G
He has sex with a bush!

Greg:
                Em
That wasn't a woman?

Everyone:
        Am7     D
No it was a bush!
        G       Em
It had twigs and leaves
        D       G
Cause it was a bush!

Greg:
Em
That's where that scar comes from!

Everyone:
        D       G
From sexing a bush!

        Em              Am7
But he's breaking the cycle
        D       G
And making a push!
        Em              Am7
He's quitting his drinking

And saving his
C
Pants and his 
G
Cat and
C
Southwest and 
        G
Jim's truck

Hector:
And my car

White Josh:
My car too!

Everyone:
And a bush!

Josh:
I didn't do anything wrong! YES!

White Josh:
Again, not about you.
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