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I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home:
David Frizzell.
#1 on BB Hot Country on WARNER Records in
1982.


INTRO:
E                         F           C
I came crawling home last night, like many nights 
       F
before.
  C                          F
I finally made it to my feet as she opened up the 
C
door.
                                F          C
And she said, 'You're not gonna do this anymore.'


CHORUS:
C                                   F
She said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
                       C
so you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't need 
   G
to roam.
A     G    C                                    F
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar 

along that wall.
           G        C                     G
And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down 
    C
the hall.


#1.
G               C           G      C                   F
She said: 'Just bring those Friday paychecks, and I'll cash 
               Dm
them all right here.
    C    F                C
And I'll keep on tap, for all your friends, their favorite 
         G
kinds of beer.
        C                G                    F
And for you, I'll always keep in stock, those soft aluminum 

cans.
                Dm      C              G                 C
And when you're feeling macho, you can crush them like a man.'


#2.
    G            C                               F
She said: 'We'll rip out all the carpet, and put sawdust on 

the floor.
                           C                             G
Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels, and I won't cook no more.
            C                           F
There'll be Monday night football, on T.V. above the bar.
                       C                  Am7
And a pay phone in the hallway, when your friends can't find 
      G
their car.'



CHORUS:
D                                   G
She said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
                       D
so you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't need 
   A
to roam.
B     A    D                                    G
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar 

along that wall.
           A        D                     A
And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down 
    D
the hall.



#3.
D                                              G
She said: You'll get friendly service, and for added atmosphere,
                       D                              A
I'll slip on something sexy, and I'll cut it clear to here.
     G       A       D             G
Then you can slap my bottom, every time you tell a joke.
                         D                   A
Just as long as you keep tipping, well, I'll laugh until you're 
D
broke.


#4.
    A       D                               G
She said: Instead of family quarrels, we'll have a bar-room brawl.
                               D
When the Ham's bear say's it's closing time, you won't have far to 
A
crawl.
         D                     G
And when you run out of money, you'll have me to thank.
        D                                    A                 D
You can sleep it off next morning, while I'm putting it in the bank.



CHORUS:
E                                   A
She said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
                       E
so you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't need 
   B
to roam.
          E                                           A
Then when you and your friends get off from work, and you have a 

powerful thirst.
                   E                          B        E
There won't be any reason, why you can't stop off here first.



CHORUS:
Gb                                  B
She said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
                       Gb
so you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't need
   Db
to roam.
Eb    Db   Gb                                   B
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar 

along that wall.
           Db       Gb                    Db
And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down 
    Gb
the hall.



OUTRO:
Gb                                  B
She said: I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
                       Gb
so you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't need 
   Db
to roam..(Fade.)




An eighties smash from Kraziekhat.

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