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The Real Slim Shady Acoustic ukulele

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by Eminem
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There is no strumming pattern for this song yet. and get +5 IQ
Hey, this is my first ever tab! I hope you like it, I think it goes pretty well XD

I'd say for the strumming pattern, just strum down, but up before the chord 
change, if that makes any sense.

CAPO: 4

      F                         G 
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
      Am                          F
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
F                         G
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
Am                       F 
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
        F                              G
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
Am                          F
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
F                 G
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Am                   F
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
F                    G
Feminist women love Eminem
                Am
chigga chigga chigga
                   F
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him look at him, 
F                    G
Walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what
              Am                           F
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
F                                   G
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
     Am                         F
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
F                      G                                Am 
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
                               F
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
F                          G   
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
       Am                          F
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
     F                            G  
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
     Am                              F 
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
     F                               G 
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
                      Am
By the time they hit fourth grade
                F
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
F                      G                            Am
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
               F
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
F                   G  
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Am                                      F
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
           F                   G
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Am                          F
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes


[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]
        F                   G
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
         Am                  F
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    F                          G
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Am                F
please stand up, please stand up?

F                                   G
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
Am                          F
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
      F                          G
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
              Am                            F
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
      F                        G
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Am                                 F
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
        F                G
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Am                        F
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
        F                    G
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
      Am                              F
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
F                           G
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
             Am                             F
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
         F                     G
I should download her audio on MP3
              Am                      F
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
F                                G                        Am
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
                F
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
F                            G                
And there's a million of us just like me
     Am                            F
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
     F                            G
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
     Am                           F
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]
            F                       G
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
Am                                    F
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
   F                  G
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
             Am                          F
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
F                   G
I just get on the mic and spit it
         Am                              F
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
             F                      G
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
                Am                          F
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
      F                    G
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
Am                               F
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
F                      G
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
     Am                                F
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
     F                        G
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
     Am                               F
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
         F                      G 
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
                Am
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
                   F
with his windows down and his system up
F                         G
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
    Am                           F
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
         F                     G
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
    Am                         F
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]

Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

            
            
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