That's Death by Eric Idle C Am There's a place you're always welcome Dm G That's as nice as it can be C F Everyone can get in G Bm 'Cause it's absolutely free! C That's death Dm No need to take a breath C Just lay around all day Dm - With not a single bill to pay G - Hooray! C That's death Dm No more sicknesses or flu C If you've lived beyond your means Dm - You can die beyond them to G - Boo hoo! Fm - F#m - Well the greatest and the finest G - A Have already died F - G, - Why not simply join them C - A On the other side? C That's death Dm Say farewell to all your bills C Rip up all your wills Dm - And pop your final pills G - Amen! C That's death Dm It's a tete-a-tete with fate C If you're not feeling great Dm - G - Then it's the best way to lose weight, mate Fm F#m Nothing here to hurt you G - A - No one's here to nag F# - Come die with me C - G If your life's a drag! D That's death Em The wealthy and well-bred D All of them are here Em - A - And they're all completely dead D That's death Em No more headaches, no more pain D Of the millions who've died Em - A - No one came back to complain! Gm - G#m You can't take it with you A - Bsus2 - You can't keep what you've got D - A - So why not just lay back D - A And simply rot? D - A - Just simply rot D - A - It's so cool it's hot D (let ring) D That's death! As always, let me know if there's anything to fix, any suggestions, etc.