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Your Mothers Got A Penis ukulele

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[Intro]

Eb B C# Bb7 x4


[Verse 1]

Eb
That's right, you knows what I'm saying
B
Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying.
C#
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Bb7
Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.
Eb
I first heard off this bloke, this fucking rumour going round
B
Your mother's reputation it's not sound
C#
She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds
Bb7
To have an operation to swap her gender around.


[Verse 2]

Eb
It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
B
Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
C#
It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
Bb7
To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet


[Chorus]

I said
Eb
Your mother's got a penis
B
Your mother's got a penis
C#
Your mother's got a penis
Bb7
That's right

Your mother's got a penis


[Verse 3]

Eb
In internet rooms and computer mainframes
B
There's loads of emails but your mother's blue veins.
C#
Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms
Bb7
But the ones in her member hidden in her gown.
Eb
She walks around proud, with a short dress on
B
Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.
C#
Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry
Bb7
No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye.
Eb
I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter
B
But I thought fuck that I'd write a song in much better.
C#
The only way to do it, to really let you know
Bb7
I could prove it because I gave it a blow.
Eb
It was purely accidently because she got me really drunk
B
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk.
C#
You know why? That's right
Bb7
Your mother got a penis.


[Chorus]

I said
Eb
Your mother's got a penis
B
Your mother's got a penis
C#
Your mother's got a penis
Bb7
That's right

Your mother's got a penis


I said
Eb
Your mother's got a penis
B
Your mother's got a penis
C#
Your mother's got a penis
Bb7
That's right

Your mother's got a penis


[Verse 4]

Eb
When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne
B
I just seen her pissing standing up again.
C#
Don't make no sense when you see her here and there
Bb7
She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair.
Eb
And a single eye that sometimes weeps
B
If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets
C#
Or up against the door or the back of your neck
Bb7
If your mother's around then you make a double check.
Eb
I hate to tell you with all due respect
B
Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.


[Chorus]

C#
You know why?
Bb7
Your mother's got a penis (C'mon Wembley)


I said
Eb
Your mother's got a penis
B
Your mother's got a penis
C#
Your mother's got a penis
Bb7
That's right

Your mother's got a penis


I said
Eb
Your mother's got a penis
B
Your mother's got a penis
C#
Your mother's got a penis
Bb7
That's right

Your mother's got a penis


[Outro]

Eb                             B                                 C#
For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one
                               Bb7                               Eb 
position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother's Got A Penis.


B   ect
Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a cock before?

Come yer, c'mon look at it. Bouncing up and down I'll stick it in you

Come yer, a woman with a cock. Tidy !



Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis.

            
            
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