C Well. I told her that I thought life's too short And we really should go for a ride; Paul's just phoned - the war's postponed So come on I've got the Plymouth outside. F The sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full Things could be a lot worse - C It's not like you've been captured by Barbary corsairs, G7 F I said "let's head Winchester way" she said "been yeaterday" C 27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile. C Fired by wine she was almost mine 'Til a fight broke out in the bar; Third Rate Les in his Burberry fez Had gone just a little too far, F Nailing down his baling wire to the laminate floor C He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore, G7 F I said "would you like to go the zoo?" she said "yeah, but not with you" C 27 yards of dental floss but she still won't give me a smile. G7 F I'm King Euphoria, she's Queen Victoria C 27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile G7 F I'm clowning by the Serpentine, she's still drinking turpentine C Will she ever shine a light on me?