[Verse 1] E A E Precious McKenzie, boy I remember you well A E Gob full of tapioca, I would sit and I’d watch you excel A E Those legendary rivulets would trickle on down to your chin A E But I always wondered what you did when you packed it all in. C E What are you doing today? C F What have you done with the money? C E How much did Singleton pay? C F E Do you think you were misunderstood? I do. [Verse 2] A E Down at Stoke Mandeville I bumped into Mr IQ A E I said “Hey albino, this is not 1972 A E Stub out your King Edward and get that small boy off your knee A E And melt down your fingerware and get yourself off my TV”. C E Jim could you fix it for me C F To come down and suck out your kidneys? C E I’ve got this young brother you see C F C Who wants to stay alive to watch Bilko. [Instrumental] F C F C F C F [Bridge] C F When I’m pining for a cigarette C F I think of all the free ones that I’d get C F G G7 If I killed myself and came back as a beagle. [Instrumental] C F C F C F C F [Outro] C G F C F C F C F C F C I left my heart in Papworth General.