Oops, an error
Loading. Please wait.

Surging Out Of Convalescence Ukulele Chords

88 views 3 this week
no commentswrite comment
1 2 3 4 5
3 more votes to show rating
add to favorites
launch autoscroll
font size
simplify chords
display chords
guitar tuner
set tempo
Help us to improve Ultimate-Guitar.com Take our survey!
F                    C                   F
Darts in soap operas, oh so wrong, oh so wrong
                            C                            F
No one's scoring and there's too much chat between easch throw
                              C                          F
Worse than this though is when cheers are raised for the bull
Granted, bull's a double and an out but I know that they don't
Gm         C       Gm   C    Gm      C      C7
Know their boards; I propose no soap darts.
F                    C                       F
Is your child hyperactive or is he perhaps a twat?
                          C                         F
Sometimes I like to watch wave rage down on Fistral Beach
                        C                       F
Last Ash Wednesday I had tantric sex and it was shit
Next Ash Wednesday I might strive to lick my elbow;
Gm        C     Gm       C   Gm     C      C7
Strive in vain, for they say few succeed.
F                              C
I wrote to the Horse and Hounds to gloat over whay I'd done
F                      C
I stored their magazine in a data retrieval system
Well let's face it what're they going to do?
It's not as if they know where I live
    F                      C
And anyway I cut the caper back in 1984
F                  C
Heartbroken Matrons on joyless beds
    F                C
For those whose souls the iron has entered
F                            C
And if I get to Heaven's gate I'll doubtless have to wait
F                           C
While St. Peter investigates the inevitable asterisk
    F                            C
The inside of a Halex Three Star table-tennis ball
F                        C               F
Smells much like you'd expect it to.
Suggest correction
Give kudos to tab author, rate the tab!
1 2 3 4 5
print report bad tab
You may want to rate the tab now too:
select rating
Wanna post a correction for this tab? Suggest correction