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Rich Young Dumb Nymphomaniac ukulele

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    Rich, Young, Dumb, Nymphomaniac - Jason Boland and the Stragglers -|

Tabbed by: BigJesse

Email: okbassarmy@hotmail.com

Tuning: Standard

   This song is pretty straightforward.  No intros, no solos, just some chords.  Great 
to play when you're hammered.  The chord progression is G-C-D-G for the entire song.  Enjoy!


VERSE:     (strum each chord once)

F                       F

Well, welcome everybody to Willies place,

        G                          F

You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face.

            F               F

We got everything, the only thing that we lack,

     G                        F

is a rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac.

CHORUS:      (listen for stumming)

F                                F

I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,

   G                      F

To drive me around in her cadillac.

F                                          F

If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back.

        G                        F

I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac.


We'll give her great big tits and a little, bitty ass,
A fucking machine that never runs out of gas.
A body like nobody's never seen before,
She recently inherited a liquor store.


Well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight,
She doesn't get the shits if I stay out all night.
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile,
Take off our clothes and then we fuck in a pile.


Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs,
The best in the west at cooking chinese food.
She doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes,
She always compliments me on the size of my hose.


We'll make her three feet tall, and stand about to here.
With a flat spot on her head, so I can rest my beer.

(one last fun CHORUS)

you won't need these things for this tab, but feel free to improvise with the plucking 
the chords, it sounds like Jason does a few hammer-ons in the song:

| /  slide up
| \  slide down
| E  hammer-on
| p  pull-off
| ~  vibrato
| +  harmonic
| x  Mute note

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