Jay Foreman - I'm Glad John Lennon Died https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duTaVhslT-0 [Verse] D Bm Bb A What if John Lennon were still alive today G A D D7 And he had not been shot? G A D D/C# Bm The general consensus is that that would be nice E7 A A7 But I dare to say that it might not. [Verse] D Bm Bb A He'd hang around with Geldof doing Live Aid and the like [Chorus] Bb A D Oh I'm glad John Lennon died. [Verse] D Bm Bb A Now before you start to boo me and say that I'm a **** G A D D7 Perhaps I should explain G A D D/C# Bm He last wrote a good song in nineteen seventy one E7 A A7 And he never wrote a decent thing again [Verse] D Bm Bb A His music in the eighties would have sounded like Crowded House [Chorus] Bb A D Oh I'm glad John Lennon died. [Bridge] C# And here's a thought, imagine if C# he made a guest appearance as a C#7 F# panelist on Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Ab All his contributions would be painfully bad Em A And to see him look so past is would be really sad. [Verse] D Bm Bb A He'd always be on Twitter making really racist jokes [Chorus] Bb A D Oh I'm glad John Lennon died. [Verse] D Bm Bb A G A D (Whistled) [Verse] D Bm Bb A In 1990 Yoko would have killed him anyway [Chorus] Bb A D Oh I'm glad John Lennon died [Bridge] C# And by the way I wonder if C# You ever stopped to think about C#7 F# Whatever would have happened to McCartney. Ab Everyone would still be saying "Paul is dead" Em A And they would have named the airport after him instead [Verse] D Bm Bb A Imagine if he instead of Neil Buchanan presented 'Art Attack'... [Chorus] Bb A Dsus4 Oh I'm glad John Lennon died.