Capo 5 [Intro] Asus2 G Asus2 G (x2) [Verse] Asus2 As I did walk by hampstead fair C D C D D C D Asus2 G Asus2 G I came upon mother goose so I turned her loose, she was screaming. Asus2 And a foreign student said to me C D C D D C D Asus2 G Was it really true there are elephants and lions too in piccadilly circus? Asus2 G Asus2 G Asus2 [Chorus] D Bm G D A Walked down by the bathing pond to try and catch some sun. D Bm G D A Saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing into hankerchiefs as one. C Asus2 G Asus2 G I dont believe they knew I was a schoolboy. Asus2 G Asus2 [Verse] And a bearded lady said to me If you start your raving and your misbehaving you'll be sorry. Then the chicken-fancier came to play With his long red beard (and his sisters weird: She drives a lorry) Laughed down by the putting green I popped `em in their holes. Four and twenty labourers were labouring digging up their gold. I dont believe they knew that I was long john silver. Saw johnny scarecrow make his rounds In his jet-black mac (which he wont give back) stole it from a snow man.