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...GORDON IS A MORON... by Jilted John
-----------------------...............

*Released 1978*


Intro:

    G5 C5      G5 C5      G5 C5      G5 C5
e|----------|----------|----------|----------|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------| (x2)

Verse 1:

F5               C5               F5             C5
 I've been going out with a girl, he-e-r name is Ju-u-lie.
F5                  C5               F5               C5
 But last night she said to me, when we were watching telly...

Interlude:

G5  C5,  G5  C5                G5     C5, G5  C5
              This is what she said)...

Verse 2:

           F5             C5            F5                   C5
She said; "listen John, I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy.
F5               C5               F5               C5
 I don't want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me".

Interlude:

    G5 C5      G5 C5      G5 C5
e|----------|----------|----------|
B|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|

Verse 3:

F5                    C5         F5                  C5
 "Who's this bloke" I asked her, Go-o-or-don, she re-plied.
F5                  C5              F5               C5
 "Not that puff", I said dismayed, "yes, but he's no puff" she cried.

Interlude:

G5  C5, G5  C5

G5     C5                 G5     C5
 "He's more of a man than you'll ever be!"

Break:

A5  D5, A5           D5
         Here we go; 2, 3, 4...

Interlude:

    G5 C5      G5 C5      G5 C5      G5 C5
e|----------|----------|----------|----------|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|

Verse 4:

F5           C5                F5                  C5
 I was so up-set, that I cried all the way, to the chi-ip shop.
F5                C5                F5              C5
 When I came out, there was Gordon, standing at the bu-us stop.

Interlude:

G5  C5, G5   C5                      G5  C5
         And guess who was with him?
G5    C5                                 G5 C5  G5 C5
 Yeah Julie; and they were both laughing at me.

Verse 5:

    F5               C5         F5             C5
Oh, she is cruel and heartless, to pack me for Gordon.
F5                     C5              F5                       C5     G5  C5
 Just 'cos he's better looking than me, just 'cos he's cool and trendy.

Verse 6:

    F5            C5     F5          C5
But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron.
F5           C5     F5          C5
 Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron.

Interlude:

    G5 C5      G5 C5      G5 C5      G5 C5
e|----------|----------|----------|----------|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|

Break:

A5  D5, A5           D5
         Here we go; 2, 3, 4...

Interlude:

    G5 C5      G5 C5      G5 C5      G5 C5
e|----------|----------|----------|----------|
B|----------|----------|----------|----------|
G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|

Coda:

    G5      C5       G5     C5     G5      C5         G5   C5
Oh, she's a slag and he's a creep, she's a tart; he's very cheap.
G5        C5       G5          C5     G5       C5     G5      C5
 She is a slut; he thinks he's tough, she is a bitch; he is a puff.
G5     C5         G5  C5    G5   C5         G5  C5   G5  C5
 Yeah, yeah, it's not fair, yeah yeah, it's not fair.
    G5    C5       G5    C5       G5    C5   G5    C5   G5  C5
I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, yeah, yeah.

(Fade)


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   G5      C5       F5       A5      D5

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EAD G BE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 355xxx  x355xx  x81010xx  577xxx  x577xx


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2007 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)

            
            
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gatesy 2,598 Aug 26, 2014 02:06 PM

This song is actually called Jilted John and was by Graham Fellows under the name Jilted John

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