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Birthday Song ukulele

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It's your birthday today,

what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,
                               F
that twenty-one years ago on this day,
            G                                         C     
it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face,

and nine months before that magical day,

your dad probably took your mom out on a date,
              F
and they were having a good time,
                               C
they were dancing and drinking wine,


(optional chorus used on an episode of The League)
C         F      G
happy birthday,
G          C     F
happy birthday,
           F    G C
happy birthday,


C
and when they got home they were horny as hell,

and your dad threw your mom down on the bed,
       F
and he tore her panties off,
                  C
and his penis was hard as a rock,

and then your mom really wanted to give your dad head,

but your dad also wanted to give your mom head,
        F
so they formed a sixty-nine,
                     C
and your mom came at least three times,


C
and then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,

that he forgot to put a condom on,
            F
and when he realized his mistake,
G                                C
he had ejaculated and it was too late,


C             F       G
and then your mom got pregnant,
         C           F
and your dad started crying,
               C             G
he wanted your mom to get an abortion,
         C            F
but your mom wanted a child,
G
and nine months later your were born,
    F                                   G                               C                 
 and five months later your parents got a divorce
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