Oops, an error
Loading. Please wait.

Birthday Song chords

version 3
version 3

Whole song

Interactive

3,563 views 3 this week
no commentswrite comment
1 2 3 4 5
3 more votes to show rating
add to favorites
×
Save as Personal and add changes to this tab that will be seen only by you. Learn more ›
×
You can save this tab as Personal to edit and correct it or add notes. All changes will be seen only by you. Learn more »
launch autoscroll
font size
0
reset
transpose
0
reset
display chords
guitar tuner
edit
Autoscroll
slow
fast
+/-
esc
set tempo
stop
Author
Difficulty
Strumming
There is no strumming pattern for this song yet. and get +5 IQ
BIRTHDAY SONG
Jon Lajoie

Capo:   6th
Chords: G C D Em

         G
It's your birthday today

What does that mean, I guess I’ll try to explain
     C
That many years ago on this day
          D                                           G
It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face


And nine months before that magical day

Your dad probably took your mom out on a date
        C
And they were having a good time
                     G
They were dancing and drinking wine

C          D
Happy birthday
Em         G
Happy birthday
D          G
Happy birthday


And when they got home they were horny as hell

And your dad threw your mom down on the bed
   C
And he tore her panties off
                 G
And his penis was hard as a rock


And at this point your mom wanted to give your dad head

But your dad also wanted to give your mom head
       C
So they formed a sixty-nine
                    G
And your mom came at least three times


And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom

That he forgot to put a condom on
            C
And when he realized his mistake
D                                G
He had ejaculated and it was too late

C                     D
And then your mom got pregnant
Em            G
And your dad started crying
C                            D
He wanted your mom to get an abortion
Em            G
But your mom wanted a child
C                              D
And nine months later you were born
Em                        C                G
And then five months later your parents got a divorce

            
            
Suggest correction
Creating personal tab
Creating personal tab
You can edit any tab online and save it as your Personal.

You can edit, replace or remove any tab part or add personal notes – all changes will be seen only by you.

Personal tabs can be accessed anytime from any device, even offline.
Learn more »
Give kudos to tab author, rate the tab!
1 2 3 4 5
comments
print report bad tab
guest
You may want to rate the tab now too:
select rating
Wanna post a correction for this tab? Suggest correction