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Screwed by Jonathan Coulton


Chord List in order of appearance:


   G   C   A7  D  C/G  B7  Em  Am7  D7 C#m7b5 Dsus4

E--3---0---0---2---3---2---0----0---2-----------3---|
B--0---1---2---3---1---0---0----1---1----5------3---|
G--0---0---0---2---0---2---0----0---2----4------2---|
D--0---2---2---0---2---1---2----2---0----5------0---|
A--2---3---0-------x---2---2----0--------4----------|
E--3---------------3-------0------------------------|

I've also tabbed out the little fills he does and labelled them
figure 1 and figure 2.

  (fig.1)           (fig.2)
E-------------3---|-----3----3--3----|
B---------1---0---|---0-1----0--0----|
G---------0---0---|---0-0----0--0----|
D--0h2p0--2---0---|---0-2----0--0----|
A-----------------|------------------|
E-----------------|----------3-------|

Thats all you need, now heres the song.


G         C       A7       D
G         C/G     G

G         C      A7      D          G     C           A7        D
Some dumb Indian sold Manhattan for Seven bucks and a bottle of booze
G         C           A7        D         G        C                G
Went out drinking and came home sober and Told his friends the good news

G    C             A7     D        G       C              A7      D
Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but No one else could and everyone tried
G       C            A7              D          G        C           G
All her friends said that she'd gone crazy, she Joined a convent and died

B7      Em     B7    Em
I'm the Indian, I am Bernadette
D       G          D       G
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
B7     Em           B7      Em
I just signed it, I never reviewed
        A7                      Am7
All the fine print you wrote out
D7
Now I guess I'm
G         C       A7       D
screwed

G         C/G     G

G    C        A7       D          G        C           A7            D
Indiana Jones liked to travel, he Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip
G     C       A7           D        G     C            G
Did a favor, threw him the idol but Never got back his whip


G    C          A7     D          G       C            A7               D
Boba Fett was a bounty hunter, he Did his job well, he brought back his man
G      C             A7      D            G            C           G
He was clutching his unspent money when he Fell down a hole in the sand


B7   Em        B7    Em
I am Dr. Jones, I am Boba Fett
D       G          D       G
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
B7     Em           B7      Em
I just signed it, I never reviewed
        A7                      Am7
All the fine print you wrote out
D7
Now I guess I'm
G         C       A7       D
screwed

G         C/G     G


C#m7b5            G  (Fig.1)   C#m7b5       G  (Fig.2)
It's bad news for me again,        It never ends
C#m7b5   G               D           Dsus4     D
I got no prize inside my Happy Meal
C#m7b5        G      C#m7b5          G  (Fig.1)
I got lots of money,   I got lots of friends
C#m7b5    G              D           Dsus4     D
Just like Meatloaf got a record deal


G   C            A7        D          G           C          A7          D
Alexander Graham Bell made telephones, His friend Watson was out all the time
G          C          A7      D         G      C            G
Called him up just to chat, nobody home, Never got back his dime

G      C         A7         D         G      C              A7       D
Once upon a time France was beautiful, Had a queen who gave everyone cake
G        C          A7      D               G          C              G
Then the people got mad and killed her dead, Took back all they could take


B7   Em          B7     Em
I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette
D       G          D       G
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
B7     Em           B7      Em
I just signed it, I never reviewed
        A7                      Am7
All the fine print you wrote out
D7
Now I guess I'm
G         C       A7       D
screwed

G         C/G     G


Have fun,

Dave

Email: Davidtlangley@hotmail.co.uk


Guitar Tab Legend:

h - Hammer on
p - Pull off
x - finger mute (fretboard hand)

            
            
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thecitychicke1 10 2 hours ago

Good job! Fun to play!

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