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Screwed ukulele

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Screwed by Jonathan Coulton


Chord List in order of appearance:


   F   F   G7  G  C/F  E7  Am  Dm7  G7 C#m7b5 Gsus4

E--3---0---0---2---3---2---0----0---2-----------3---|
B--0---1---2---3---1---0---0----1---1----5------3---|
G--0---0---0---2---0---2---0----0---2----4------2---|
D--0---2---2---0---2---1---2----2---0----5------0---|
A--2---3---0-------x---2---2----0--------4----------|
E--3---------------3-------0------------------------|

I've also tabbed out the little fills he does and labelled them
figure 1 and figure 2.

  (fig.1)           (fig.2)
E-------------3---|-----3----3--3----|
B---------1---0---|---0-1----0--0----|
G---------0---0---|---0-0----0--0----|
D--0h2p0--2---0---|---0-2----0--0----|
A-----------------|------------------|
E-----------------|----------3-------|

Thats all you need, now heres the song.


F         F       G7       G
F         C/F     F

F         F      G7      G          F     F           G7        G
Some dumb Indian sold Manhattan for Seven bucks and a bottle of booze
F         F           G7        G         F        F                F
Went out drinking and came home sober and Told his friends the good news

F    F             G7     G        F       F              G7      G
Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but No one else could and everyone tried
F       F            G7              G          F        F           F
All her friends said that she'd gone crazy, she Joined a convent and died

E7      Am     E7    Am
I'm the Indian, I am Bernadette
G       F          G       F
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
E7     Am           E7      Am
I just signed it, I never reviewed
        G7                      Dm7
All the fine print you wrote out
G7
Now I guess I'm
F         F       G7       G
screwed

F         C/F     F

F    F        G7       G          F        F           G7            G
Indiana Jones liked to travel, he Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip
F     F       G7           G        F     F            F
Did a favor, threw him the idol but Never got back his whip


F    F          G7     G          F       F            G7               G
Boba Fett was a bounty hunter, he Did his job well, he brought back his man
F      F             G7      G            F            F           F
He was clutching his unspent money when he Fell down a hole in the sand


E7   Am        E7    Am
I am Dr. Jones, I am Boba Fett
G       F          G       F
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
E7     Am           E7      Am
I just signed it, I never reviewed
        G7                      Dm7
All the fine print you wrote out
G7
Now I guess I'm
F         F       G7       G
screwed

F         C/F     F


C#m7b5            G  (Fig.1)   C#m7b5       G  (Fig.2)
It's bad news for me again,        It never ends
C#m7b5   F               G           Gsus4     G
I got no prize inside my Happy Meal
C#m7b5        G      C#m7b5          G  (Fig.1)
I got lots of money,   I got lots of friends
C#m7b5    F              G           Gsus4     G
Just like Meatloaf got a record deal


F   F            G7        G          F           F          G7          G
Alexander Graham Bell made telephones, His friend Watson was out all the time
F          F          G7      G         F      F            F
Called him up just to chat, nobody home, Never got back his dime

F      F         G7         G         F      F              G7       G
Once upon a time France was beautiful, Had a queen who gave everyone cake
F        F          G7      G               F          F              F
Then the people got mad and killed her dead, Took back all they could take


E7   Am          E7     Am
I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette
G       F          G       F
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
E7     Am           E7      Am
I just signed it, I never reviewed
        G7                      Dm7
All the fine print you wrote out
G7
Now I guess I'm
F         F       G7       G
screwed

F         C/F     F


Have fun,

Dave

Email: Big_dave699@hotmail.com


Guitar Tab Legend:

h - Hammer on
p - Pull off
x - finger mute (fretboard hand)
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