Intro: F x4 C x4 F x4 C x4 F C Well, I bet you thought that I forgot about our deal F But I am a man of my word, though they be strange and absurd C I'm just trying to keep it real. F And I know I lost the bet, but I haven't lost you yet C F and if drinking lemonade for the rest of our days would save you D you know I would do... it. Repeat intro. F Remember Regina and Sara and cereal bowls C and wearing our hats even when it's not cold. F I'll never relate to your city peeps C 'cause I do most of my thuggin' on suburban streets. F D F I get terrified but I'm fine when I'm with you. Repeat Intro Riff F C You should know that I love it when you sing F C but I'd love it even more if you'd stop hitting things. F C F Regardless, I'd be heartless without you. F x4 C x 4 F C Well I haven't yelled at someone in a pretty long time F C the last time that I did I regretted it I-I-I-I F C can't wait 'til senior year when I will live in constant fear. F 'cause you'll act like a zombie and slobber all on me. C F You know that I hate it but I wouldn't trade it for any D asshole you don't like. F D Yeah you're stuck with me for the rest of our afterlives. Fade out with Intro.