[Verse] G C If you're a fascist or a nazi, come over to my house Am D I'll just lock you up and I'll never let you out G C Step into my shower, I'm gunna watch you burn and if anyone asks why, Am D I'll just say "Hey, it was their turn." [Verse] G C Now hey there Adolf, why you singing the ol' cyanide blues? Am D Go to a homeless shelter and go donate all those shoes G C Go on back to art school, take a second chance at life Am D So switch sides and be pro-jew with Oscar Schindler [Chorus] G D and I don't know what I was put on this world for Em C I hope I ain't a bad guy, I hope I don't start a war G D I guess for now I'll just keep writing all these songs Em C to help some people think, and understand what's right from wrong [Verse] G C and now Osama is the leader of all these holy wars Am D Order up a pizza to your cave and hide some more G C Blowin' yourself up wont get you eternal salvation, Am D so shave your beard and donate all your hair to cancer patients [Verse] G C and now that Kony is so famous, what will he do with his life? Am D Release his child soldiers, maybe do a little right? G C Go and start and orphanage, political arena Am D unless all the kids get adopted by Brad and Angelina [Chorus] G D ‘cause I know exactly what I was put on this world Em C I'm the baddest of all the bad guys, I started all the wars! G D Em I guess for now I'll just keep writing all these songs and everybody knows me C as the one who doesn't know his right from wrong.