[Verse] C I need a commodious commode G To have when I get old F With a super soft toilet seat G One that's easy on my cheeks C I need super soft toilet paper G Not the kind like sandpaper F But it needs to be the stronger kind G So none's left in my behind. [Verse] C I need a commodious commode G One that can handle heavy loads F With a super powered flush G So it won't ever stop up. C I need a shelf with lots of books G Perhaps a stove so I can cook F That would really make me smile G Cause I'm gonna a be there a while. [Verse] C I need a commodious commode G One that makes me feel at home F So when I'm not feeling great G At least I can lose some weight C And if I'm ever feeling frustration G When I'm stopped up from constipation F I know it will be okay G Cause I can sit in there all day. [Verse] C I need a commodious commode G For when I get home from the road F That'll be my special place G Every time I need some space C Now I don't ask for much, I'm a simple man G But I'd like some comfort when I use the can F Oh when I really really have to go G I want a commodious commode [Outro] I need a commodious commode. . .