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Here's Kevin Bloody Wilson's; Kev's Courtin' Song, enjoy!!!!

The intro is actually done on 12 string guitar but here it is for 6 anyway


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Verse 1:

Spent to [E] much of me time, buyin'[A] dinner and wine,

And me [E] money on flowers [B] and lollies.

[E] Only to find, [A] that what's on me mind,

[B] Isn't on hers and [E] she's sorry.

So I've [E]made up some lines, [A] to save wastin' time,

And [E]keep me from blowin' [B] me brass.

I'm [E] ever so cool, I [A] just prop on the stool,

[B] Right next to hers [E] and I ask.


Chorus 1:

Do ya fuck on first [A] dates, [D] [A]

Does ya Dad own a [E]brewery. [A] [E]

Could I feel ya [B] tits,

Or would you show [E] 'em to me. [A] [E]

'Cause ya got a nice [A] head, [D] [A]

And ya look pretty [E] honest. [A] [E]

So me [E] face'll be leavin' in [B] quarter an hour,

I'd like you to be [E] on it.

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Verse 2:

You [E] know how it feels, when [E] ya first meet a sheila,

And the [E] bullshit ya gotta go [B] through.

Like [E] callin' her up, and [A] tellin' her ya love 'er,

When [B] all that ya love's [E] just a screw.

But she [E] wants to hold hands, and you're [A] to meet her old man,

And [E] sit around for hours and [B] talk.

But [E]my method is, you just [A] cut through that shit,

And [B] get down to [E] the goodies straight off.


Chorus 2:

Do ya fuck on first [A] dates, [D] [A]

Does ya Dad own a [E]brewery. [A] [E]

Could I feel ya [B] tits,

Or would you show [E] 'em to me. [A] [E]

Do ya sleep in the [A] nick, [D] [A]

Do you give head very [E] often. [A] [E]

So if [E] we could decide, [B] your place or mine,
                [E]
We could fuck often.

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Verse 3:

So the [E] next time ya see, a [A] good lookin' sheila,

And [E] you'd give a weeks pay [B] to hold 'er.

Don't [E] sit actin' dumb, just [A] front her full on,

And [B] drop a few lines that I've [E] told ya.

This new [E] method of mine, might not [A] work every time,

But [E] then again there's no [B] method will.

I've been [E]spat at and slapped, and [A] kneed in the knackers,

But [B] then I've got a few fucks [E] as well.


Chorus 3:

Do ya fuck on first [A] dates, [D] [A]

Does ya Dad own a [E]brewery. [A] [E]

Could I feel ya [B] tits,

Or would you show [E] 'em to me. [A] [E]

If the answer is [A] no, [D] [A]

To me questions [E] above. [A] [E]

Then [E] be a good sport, and [B] give me the name,

Of a girlfriend who [E] does. [A] [E]

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One funny ass song any problems e-mail me @ mcfugglenuts@yahoo.co.uk

            
            
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