So this is my first attempt at this. If there are any mistakes, feel free to comment. Thanks! :] Kimya Dawson - Parade Standard Tuning Chords Used: C F Gm C White man in white pants was dancing F inside out and lost his ass Gm C a little black girl on black rollerblades C found his butt and picked it up F and gave it back and said "hey pops, Gm C c'mon down we're having a parade!" C everybody in this town F is turning brown, it's summertime Gm C c'mon down we're having a parade C don't answer your phone, let it sing F and join the orchestra of rings Gm C that will be our soundtrack for today F C a million people realize there's better things to do F C than wasting their whole lives being accessible to you F C like throwing off their clothes and marching down the avenue Gm singing "I'm in New York City, don't I look so pretty?" Hey! C mike bloomberg and jesse jackson F sit in tompkins square relaxin' Gm C reach a stalemate start another game C sarah jessica, tawana, F and the indian jane fonda Gm C eating mr. softies in the shade C a big fat mama in a thong F and a college girl with nothing on Gm C share a laugh over a lemonade F seven foot trannies trading tricks C with business men on pogo sticks Gm C 'cause everyone's invited, hip hooray! F C a million people realizing that reality F C is much more real outside their door than it is on TV F C a plethora of specimens have taken to the street Gm singing "i'm in new york city, don't i look so pretty? hey!" C it's summertime in new york city F and the people aren't just plain old pretty Gm C they're hot as hell, i think i'm gonna faint C even the junkies and the hari krishnas F and the guy who spray paints solar systems Gm C on the backs of plastic paper plates C it's so hot you could fry an egg F on the back of the pit-bull humping my leg Gm C i kinda like it, what more can i say? C 'cept here comes hot dog in her wig F she's three times a lady, sweating like a pig Gm C the sun is shining everything's okay F C a million people realize a smile on someone's face F C is even more contagious than west nile or sars or aids F C and what makes people smile more than a big parade Gm through the streets of new york city Gm where everyone's so pretty Gm life used to be so shitty Gm but it's summertime, summertime, summertime Gm Woohoo!