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Yeast Infection Chords

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"Yeast Infection" by Larry Pierce
From the 2007 album "Pussy Whipped"
www.larrypierce.com
Transcribed by Maniac1075

[Riff 1]
Intro - E - B - 

          (B)          
	Well I was makin’ love the other day
	  (E)   
	And I put my hand between her lovely legs
	  (E)
	She was giving me a hickey
	  (B)                   (G#)
	When I felt something sticky
	  (C#)                  (F#)
	And I didn’t know exactly what to say

	  (B)
	Then slowly I removed her underwear
	  (E)
	Then she reached down and scratched her pubic hair
	  (E)
	Well I knew I wasn’t dreamin’
	  (B)                   (G#)
	When I saw that yellow semen
	  (C#)                                     (B) 
	And the smell of cat fish really filled the air

[Chorus]
                (E)
	I wanna show her my affection
	        (B)             (G#)
	But she’s got a yeast infection
	        (C#)              (F#)       (B)
	And her underwear is stickin’ to the wall

[Riff 2]
	  (B)
	Well she pulled my head down closer to her crotch
          (E)
	She told me it would taste like butterscotch
          (E)
	Well I’ve never had the heart
          (B)                    (G#)
	To pull grilled cheese apart
          (C#)                    (F#)
	So I’ll turn my head so I don’t have to watch

           (B)
	Well I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in
           (E)
	Yeah the puss & blood was drippin’ from my chin
           (E)
	She was a kickin’ and a screamin’
           (B)                   (G#)
	And pissing on the ceiling
           (C#)                              (F#)  (B)    
	I just held my breath and stuck my pecker in

[Back to Chorus]

[Riff 3]
           (C#)
	Well I fucked her long and hard right there and then
	   (F#)
	And I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair
	   (F#)
	I watched my pecker thumpin’
	   (C#)                 (A#)
	And when she started cumin’
	   (D#)                              (G#) (C#)
	It looked like making taffy at the fair

[Chorus 2]
             (F#)
	Well I showed her my affection
	     (C#)              (A#)
	Though she’s got a yeast infection
	     (D#)              (G#)       (C#)
	Now my underwear is stickin’ to my balls

            (F#)
	Yes I showed her my affection
	    (C#)                (A#)
	Though she’s got a yeast infection
	    (D#)                (G#)       (C#)
	Now my underwear is stickin’ to my balls
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