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Ebaums World Dot Com Chords

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Once upon time
on the Internet there was a guy
  F          C
a very deepy flawed man
     E               Am
they called him Eric Bauman
   F           C
he was a total asshole
    G   E        Am 
and nobody knows why

he traveled all around
on the pulse of each phenomenon
     F               C
from Something Awful on to Fark
E               Am
with his trusty watermark
   F                  C
he stole and stuck it all upon
G     E     Am

it wasn't fair
   C          E       Am
to those from whom he stole
but did he care?
   C       E
no not one bit
            F       C
and then he had the nads
   E         Am
to sell some ads
F               C
what a piece of shit
    E    Am
oh, Eric

Eric's quite a slut
other people's work has made him rich
   F               C
he hired some male prostitutes
E               Am
dressed them up three-piece suits
    F                C
his faithful team of lawyers
         G    E       Am
made the Internet his bitch

'til Lowtax came along
punched him in the face and banged his mom
    F           C
and Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
E               Am
had his dumb website erased
      F              C
well, sadly that's a lie,
                 G     E     Am
there's still an Ebaumsworld.com

          F        C
but if we all join hands
    E         Am
and sing this song
          F        C         E
then our call will reach the sky
          F        C
and maybe Zeus and Thor
     E          Am
will smite that whore
  F                  C
I think it's worth a try

A              G
Ebaumsworld is going down
   D                      E
we gotta rise up from the underground
         A             G
and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
    D                    E
bout how stealing simply isn't cool
   A                      G
so right now we're making that our mission
D                   E
and if that bastard doesn't listen
A                 G                 
we'll get sick of being lawful
    D                   E             A
and brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"
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bropepe2 10 wrote on July 12 2007, 05:08 pm

Pretty good tab ONLY some of the chords are slightly off such as in the end to a verse (e.g: "stole and stuck it all upon,Ebaum'sworld dot com.) in the Ebaumsworld dot com bit in above bit it should be: G E A not G E Am. Small things but other than that :-)

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personhater 10 wrote on July 3 2008, 08:02 pm

Yea, it sounded good in the beginning, but it started sounding worse.

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