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CHARLOTTE
Macc Lads

This is the only chord set to this tune on the internet, its a well good tune n a 
piece of piss so get learnin!!


Intro: Am, F, F, Am
       Am, F, F, E

  Am              F               F            Am
I walked into the Nag's Head fu-t sustinate me belly,
             Am               F
There were a fit crack in the corner but
  F                 E
I knew her cunt was smelly,
    Am               F              F              Am
She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick,
Am                 F                 F              E
Said her name were Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick.
      Am               F
Oh, I thought now lad, times are hard,
         F              Am
and it's nearly closing time,
           Am                     F
I'll put a bag on her head, and a peg on me nose,
         F                    E
And I'll grummage through the slime...


Am               F               E
Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
          Am            F              E
She'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,
         Am                   F            E
With her legs spread wide she opens up her crack,
Am              F                 E
Spends her life just lying on her back.


         Am               F
Well, we walked along, up Buxton Road,
    F                  Am
And strolled along the cut,
          Am                       F
She said "give us an inch and I'll take a yard."
     F                  E
So I slammed her half a foot.
       Am                           F
Got me hand up her skirt 'cos I'm a Macc Lad,
      F                   Am
And I knew just what fu-t do,
         Am                       F
I got me hand inside, and then me arm inside,
  F                         E
I lost it right up to me tattoo.


    Am               F               E
Oh, Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
          Am            F              E
She'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,
Am              F                E
Coffee, sex and johnny bags come free,
Am           F           E
So crabs and herpes and VD.
   Am
Oh Charlotte.....


Break: Am, F, F, Am
       Am, F, F, E


       Am          F
And we ended up at her place,
      F                 Am
And I waded through the johnnies,
         Am                  F
She put another notch in her bedstead,
      F                  E
while I watched "The Two Ronnies".


Am               F               E
Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
    Am               F                    E
She lies in wait and then she springs her trap,
      Am              F              E
She's always got fu-t take the upper hand,
        Am                      F            E   E   D   F
And you are what you drink, and I'm a bitter man.
Am
Charlotte...

            
            
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