Ukulele Chords: C: 0003 E: 4442 Am: 2000 G: 0232 [Intro] C E Am G [Verse 1] C E It's been so long since I saw you. Am G Ran to you at the Mall. C E You said come by, we're having ahh frat party. Am G Come by at nine as usual. C E Got dressed real nice, in case we got lucky. Am G Brought some cup cakes, it couldn't hurt. C E Couldn't find you at the ground floor of the kegger. Am G Someone said you were up with Glen. C E Went to use the upstairs bathroom, Am G and I saw you from the courner of my eye. C E I wasn't sure cuz your new haircut, Am G but you caught me with your eye. C E I think you tried to say OH FUCK! Am G But there was something in the way. [Chorus 1] C A dick in your mouth. E There was a dick in your mouth. Am G It was rather big, and vainey. C E I was surprised, and kind of not. Am G You did cry the first time we had sex. [Verse 2] C E I said don't you worry, you look like you hands are full. Am G Just kidding, just your mouth. C E Mums the word, as I backpeddeld slowly Am G C to the party going on. E I left you to your business all alone Am G with that ... [Chorus 2] C That dick in your mouth. E That cock in your mouth. Am G Sucking dick with your mouth C E Where does it all really go, I don't know. Am G But, well bye. [Bridge] C E I swear, I watched, only for a second. Am G I didn't see all that much. C E Am Just enough to know I wasn't stoned enough G to erase that image of... [Chorus 3] C That dick in your mouth. E Who was that guy anyway? Am G Balls deap in your mouth C tonight.