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Cthulhu Pie ukulele

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Cthulhu Pie
Lyrics by r/freekill based on American Pie
Chords by r/spidyfan21 based on other chords
r/spidyfan21 also made a few lyrical changes

VERSE
  F     G    Dm7
A long, long time ago
Dm            F                Am                   G
I can still remember those berries in the grocery aisle
    F      G    Dm7
And I knew right then at first glance
     Dm                 F                Am              F           G
That I could make a pie perchance and maybe it would have a little smile
    Am             Dm                   Am          Dm
But the result, it made me shiver As I removed it after dinner
F        F      Dm          F                      G
Bad news on the stove top, My breathing came to a stop
  F          G        Am           Dm7            G
I can't remember if I cried When I looked into its evil eyes
F         G          Am
Something touched me deep inside
    F     G7    F   F   F
The day I baked that pie

CHORUS
   F   F      F          G
So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie
            F               F           F               G
you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why
     F    F              F       G
Your evil crust makes me want to cry
           Am                          D7   Am                          G7
Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die

VERSE
F                 Dm   
Did you come here to make me flee,
         F               Dm           Am             G
And were you sent by the devil to me, Will the Bible tell me so?
F       G            Am
Did you come here to devour my soul,
    Dm7              F                        Am               D7        G
and will locusts fly out of your berry holes. I had to back away real slow!
       Am                  G                     Am              G
Well, I know that you’re an evil dessert and I'm not sure I can get away unhurt
    F           F            D7     F                     G7
I figured what have I got to lose , it was time for me to choose.
        F      G       Am                 Dm               F
I was a lonely teenage pastry cook with a soul that heaven had forsook
   F      G           Am            
so I knew that it was time to book 
    F     G7         F
The day I baked that pie. 
F  F
I started screaming

CHORUS
   F   F      F          G
So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie
            F               F           F               G
you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why
     F    F              F       G
Your evil crust makes me want to cry
           Am                          D7   Am                          G7
Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die

VERSE
        F                   Dm  
Now for ten years I've been on my own
      F                              Dm        Am                      G
but the pie still haunts me when I'm all alone but that’s not how it should be.
          F      G             Am
When I grabbed my things, and I ran away
     Dm7                F                   Am                      D7     G
the pie spoke to me in an ominous way with a voice that came from you and me
     Am                       G                   Am                 G
Oh, and while I thought I was safe and sound, the pie's power grew by leaps and bounds.
     F        F          D7    F         G7
Humanity was enslaved; No one could be saved.
          F        G          Am              Dm                F
And while all I wanted was a tasty treat, the pie took over the world's elite,
    F         G        Am   
And we were forced to make a hasty retreat,
    F         G7     F
The day I baked that pie.
F  F
We were scream'n

CHORUS
   F   F      F          G
So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie
            F               F           F               G
you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why
     F    F              F       G
Your evil crust makes me want to cry
           Am                          D7   Am                          G7
Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die

VERSE
F                   Dm
Helter skelter the hell fires made us swelter.
F                      Dm               Am                   G
The survivors hid in a fallout shelter, But our supplies weren't going to last.
      F        G          Am
It was time to strike, to save our lives.
      Dm7                F  
Before the pie lead to our demise,
Am                             D7    G
So we came up with a plan really fast.
       Am                G         
Now an evil mist was everywhere
        Am                   G
and Cthulhu's minions reaped death and despair
F          F        D7   F                    G7
we only had one chance,  we had to make our stance!
    F      G         Am            
The pie it tried to make us scream
        Dm                     F
so we found a freezer full of vanilla ice cream
    F    G          Am             
and we filled a truck to the extreme
F        G7       F  
The day I baked that pie
F  F
We started scream'n

CHORUS
   F   F      F          G
So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie
            F               F           F               G
you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why
     F    F              F       G
Your evil crust makes me want to cry
           Am                          D7   Am                          G7
Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die

VERSE
     F                Dm
Oh, and there we were all in one place,
    F                Dm                  Am                     G
the Cthulhu Pie had given us chase but there was no time left to run and hide.
            F        G    Am               Dm7                 F
So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick! our plan was crazy, and our implementation drastic
 Am                            D7               G
but we lured the pie into an ice cream landslide
     Am               G                Am                          G
Oh, and as I watched it shout with rage My hands clenched a spoon, ready to engage.
   F      F       D7         F                 G7
The pie was born in hell but we broke that satan’s spell.
           F               G      Am             Dm              F
and as we devoured its tasty crust and enjoyed the ice cream in a fit of lust
       F     G           Am    
I saw Cthulhu laughing with disgust
     F      G7     F
The day I baked that pie
F   F
He started singing

CHORUS
   F   F      F          G
So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie
            F               F           F               G
you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why
     F    F              F       G
Your evil crust makes me want to cry
           Am                          D7   Am                          G7
Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die

VERSE
  F       G          Am
Now, 100 years have come and gone
      Dm                 F         
and the Cthulhu Pie is legend and song
       Am                             G
and that's the way it stayed for a while.
  F         G      Am
Until, a girl went to the grocery store
       Dm         F   
Where I had gone years before,
        Am                 F                   G
and she baked apples in a crust, and gave it a smile.
    Am                 Dm      
And in the streets: the children screamed,
     Am                   Dm
The lovers cried, and the poets blasphemed.
    F     F        Dm     
the evil had returned;
  F                 G
all of humanity burned.
        F         G   Am             Dm7     F            G7
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost
F               G          Am                Dm7     G7    F
They caught the last train for the coast the she baked that pie
G7
and they were singing...

CHORUS
   F   F      F          G
So Bye Bye Scary Cthulhu Pie
            F               F           F               G
you made my berries look so scary and I just don't know why
     F    F              F       G
Your evil crust makes me want to cry
           Am                          D7   Am                          G7
Scream'n, this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die
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