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Alfreds Playhouse Theme chords

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[VERSE 1]

           C
Get out of bed
C
But don't wonder how the blood got there (Good morning)
         F
If Steve Martin violated you in your sleep again
F
You will not care
                 C
'Cause there's a place you can escape to mentally
C
Where only silliness is making forced entry
        F                     G
For the purpose of self-preservation
                 C
Here at Alfred's Playhouse!

[VERSE 2]

       C
It's a fantasy world of fun where reality's distorted
        F
Where a manchild goes to forget he was unsuccessfully aborted (It's kind of like liquor)
        C
Your perception is changed like magic
C
So you can flee when the real world causes havoc
     F             G
It's wacky denial!!
G                C
Here at Alfred's Playhouse!

[BRIDGE]

F
Stalin's signing death lists
    G
The Eggburt's taking meth hits and
C
Gumby and a horse are lying somewhere
    F
The Wisdom Jar's on acid
    G                                          C
The frozen peas have all gone rancid, so we'll probably need to buy some more peas
F
Beria's got his truncheon
         G
ELECTRIC CORDS FOR OUR LUNCHEON!!
    C
Dishwasher discusses Marx over Cocktails
      F
Burnt Child and Torso who are with
G
Chewy try and force you to
C
Rent us The Sound of Music
C
No, I don't want to
F
Rent us The Sound of Music
G
No, I don't want to

[VERSE 3]

    C
The friends in your playhouse will always love and be around you
           F
They won't leave you at Goodwill or when you're in the tub, try and drown you
          C
You don't have to feel that guy's sticky stuff in your hair
C
Just clap your heels 3 times, and you're away from there
      F
So forget about the humiliation and shame
F
Your innocence is not being snatched from you
G
Because you're here putting tape on your face and trying on silly hats
            C
AT ALFRED'S PLAYHOUSE!!!!!!!!!

            
            
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