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SOUTH PARK - Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch
by Eric Cartman

G
Weeelllll
C
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
                               G
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
                         C
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

e--3---3----3---3-5-3--|
B----5---5----5--------|
G----------------------|
D----------------------|
A----------------------|
E----------------------|

C#
On Monday she's a bitch

On Tuesday she's a bitch
                           G#
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch

Then on Sunday just to be different,
                             C#
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch

D
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
                               A
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
                                    D
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
D
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
               G                     D
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
          A            D
And she's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

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E
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
                               B
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,

She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
                                    E
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
E
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
               A                     E
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
          B            E
And she's such a dirty bitch;
                                                        ring
e-----------------------------------------------------8-7--|
B----------7---9---10------------------8-10-11-10-8--------|
G--6-6/5/4--------------8--9--11---9-9--------------9------|
D------------9---9----9---9--9----9------------------------|
A----------------------------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------------------------|
I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa

Guide:

In 1st strophe C should be like this (355533) and G like this (334553)and C# and G# in 
stophe just slide down neck and so til end.

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Pretty.oddryan 10 Dec 02, 2008 04:35 PM

Ha ha That is genius I wonder what grade I got if if i played it in my music exam hmmmmmm.

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Alex Thirkell 32 Dec 31, 2008 04:10 AM

A searing critique on the state of Kyle's Mum in a modern world.

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idehass 73 Nov 25, 2009 09:18 PM

if i gave a grade for this i would say A+

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