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A Patrick Swayze Christmas Mystery Science Theater 3000 Chords

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Here's my chords for A Patrick Swayze Christmas from MST3K. I wasn't sure about 
the crazy piano parts towards the end so you can find those yourself. Leave a 
comment if you find something wrong~!!!


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Capo 1st Fret

G Em D C G

G            Em                C              D
Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in. 
      G             Em         C                D
We'll gather at the Road House with our next of kin. 
    Em           C           D
And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing. 
      Em         G            C                D
We'll decorate a barstool and gather round and sing. 
    G            Em             C              D
Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year! 
G                  Em             C               D
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear... 

Joel: Hold it, hold it a sec. Cambot, stop the music. Uh, Crow, I don't know if I 
think this is an appropriate sentiment anymore for Christmas. 
Crow: Hey, what? Like a good action sequence don't belong in Christmas? 
Joel: Well, no, it's just that I've never heard of an action sequence in a Christmas carol before. 
Crow: Well, then grab hold o' your socks, Joel Robinson, and read on! 
Tom: Okay, pick it up from measure 20, Cambot. (music)...Lovely intro, though. Very tasteful. 
Crow: Thank you. 

G Em D C G

     G             Em            C               D
It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my bar. 
     G                  Em              C                 D
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car! 
  Em                C              D
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till. 
  Em                    G                 C                   D
I think that that right jolly old elf had better make out his will! 
    G            Em             C                  D
Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all. 
    Em              C
And this can be the haziest... 
Em              D
This can be the laziest... 
Em              C         D    C    D       G
This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them all! 
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