Here's my chords for A Patrick Swayze Christmas from MST3K. I wasn't sure about the crazy piano parts towards the end so you can find those yourself. Leave a comment if you find something wrong~!!! ~Whgoops Standard Tuning Capo 1st Fret F Am G F F F Am F G Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in. F Am F G We'll gather at the Road House with our next of kin. Am F G And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing. Am F F G We'll decorate a barstool and gather round and sing. F Am F G Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year! F Am F G Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear... (spoken) Joel: Hold it, hold it a sec. Cambot, stop the music. Uh, Crow, I don't know if I think this is an appropriate sentiment anymore for Christmas. Crow: Hey, what? Like a good action sequence don't belong in Christmas? Joel: Well, no, it's just that I've never heard of an action sequence in a Christmas carol before. Crow: Well, then grab hold o' your socks, Joel Robinson, and read on! Tom: Okay, pick it up from measure 20, Cambot. (music)...Lovely intro, though. Very tasteful. Crow: Thank you. F Am G F F F Am F G It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my bar. F Am F G I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car! Am F G I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till. Am F F G I think that that right jolly old elf had better make out his will! F Am F G Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all. Am F And this can be the haziest... Am G This can be the laziest... Am F G F G F This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them all!