[Verse] B E Take your hands out of your pockets D Arch your back, puff out your chest E Add some swagger to your gate or Gm You'll look like a masturbator B Fix your posture, then the rest [Verse] E All your nerdiness is ugly D All your stammering's a chore E Your tics and fidgets are persistent Gm And your charm is non-existent B Fix your vibe, then fix some more [Pre-Chorus] D E A B Oh, everything about you is so terrible D E A B Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die [Chorus] E So don't freak out F# A And don't resist E And have no doubt F# B If I assist B C F# You will C B Be more chill [Verse] B E First thing's first, go buy a new shirt D It's better if you just comply E My job's to color your aesthetic Gm And make you seem much less pathetic B Just step and fetch, don't ask me why [Pre-Chorus] D E A B Oh, everything about you is so terrible B Everything about you sucks! B Everything about you sucks! D E A B Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die B Everything about you sucks! B Everything about you sucks! A E A All the people in the mall B Think you're such a slob B You're a slob! B Terrible! B Such a slob! D E Gm B And boy, can I see why! (Dialogue) [Bridge] A Bb I saw it in the window A And I couldn't dismiss A C I was dating a girl and Bb D She had a shirt just like this A D It's still painful Bb C Gm It's still painful A Bb Madeline A Madeline Gm She's French A I broke up with her A I broke up with her A 'Cause she was A Cheating on me A 'Cause she was A Bb C Gm A Cheating on me [Outro] A D Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill.