Oops, an error
Loading. Please wait.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Could If I Wanted To chords

1,363 views 15 this week
1 commentread comment
1 2 3 4 5
x 4
add to favorites
×
Save as Personal and add changes to this tab that will be seen only by you. Learn more ›
×
You can save this tab as Personal to edit and correct it or add notes. All changes will be seen only by you. Learn more »
launch autoscroll
font size
0
reset
transpose
0
reset
display chords
guitar tuner
edit
Autoscroll
slow
fast
+/-
esc
set tempo
stop
Strumming
There is no strumming pattern for this song yet. and get +5 IQ
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - "I Could If I Wanted To"
Performed by: Santino Fontana
Tab by: The Lotus Revolution
Standard tuning

A                   C#
Whoopty-frickin-do, an A. 

What’s an A?
            D
It’s just a letter on a page
         E
Meant to distract us from the pain.
A                     C#
But it’s not like any A can make a difference in the day.
D                      E
Sure, I could get an A if I wanted to get an A,
                       A
But who cares about an A?
C#       D
I don’t. I don’t care.
           E
Although I could have made that grade if I did care,
A           C#    D
But I don’t.
      F          E
But I could if I wanted to!


A                   C#
Whoopty-frickin-do, look at this guy 
D                           E
In the red and blue striped tie, 
                        A
Making millions till he dies, 
                  C#                      D
Selling bonds and stocks to other guys in ties,
                       E                                 A
Who have millions with which to buy a bunch of bonds and stocks and ties.
           C#
I’d rather die, which I will,
D                     E                                A
Eventually of course, but in the meantime I could make millions
                   C#
Selling stocks and bonds and ties
D
If I tried.
E
But I don’t.
A
But I could.
C#          D
But I don’t.
      F          E      A   C#   D
But I could if I wanted to, yeah!
        F          E      A
Yeah, I could if I wanted to!
C#        D        F    E
Who cares?


A                     C#
Whoopty-fricking-do a happy dad
         D                             E
With his big dad calves and his stupid baseball cap
        A                         C#
And his t-ball shirt and dumb ass son
                          D                 E
Throwing a ball like it’s sooo important to know how to throw a ball.
        A
Whoopty-fricking-do.
    C#                             D
Who cares about throwing a ball or having a kid?
              E
It’ll get you nowhere in life,
         A
Not like getting anywhere matters.
          C#                     D
Although, I guess it does if you care, 
E              A
Which I don’t.
      C#
But I could.
      D  
But I don’t.
      F          E      A   C#    D
But I could if I wanted to, yeah!
                 F       E      A  
Whoopty-fricking-do if I wanted to.
          C#     D
This song sucks.
                 F        E      A   C#
I could make it good if I wanted to, yeah!
        F          E
Yeah, I could if I wanted to! 

            
            
Suggest correction
Creating personal tab
Creating personal tab
You can edit any tab online and save it as your Personal.

You can edit, replace or remove any tab part or add personal notes – all changes will be seen only by you.

Personal tabs can be accessed anytime from any device, even offline.
Learn more »
comments
print report bad tab
1 comment total.
+1 reply
smeared.ink 24 Feb 27, 2017 12:31 PM

Awesome, thanks for this.

guest
You may want to rate the tab now too:
select rating
Wanna post a correction for this tab? Suggest correction